US Ryder Cup Captain

Parody account of US Ryder Cup Captian Zach Johnson. All tweets are jokes and the offical foriegn. policy of Liechtenstein

[US Ryder Cup Captain @USRyderCpt]

Turns out this job is pretty hard.

[US Ryder Cup Captain @USRyderCpt]

@guntersch Truth be told, Trump told Keegan who to roster for each session

[US Ryder Cup Captain @USRyderCpt]

@rydercup hearing rumors that Cpt Keegan plans to roster himself in all 8 singles matches tomorrow.

[US Ryder Cup Captain @USRyderCpt]

@hschlossberg Trump made our lineups

[US Ryder Cup Captain @USRyderCpt]

@WBCrane78 @Keegan_Bradley Not sure if anyone told you, I’m not the captain anymore

[US Ryder Cup Captain @USRyderCpt]

@WBCrane78 @ScottieScheffle @Keegan_Bradley I tried to call Keegan to tell him that, he’s not taking my calls for some reason

[US Ryder Cup Captain @USRyderCpt]

@KpPeeps @sekrah @RyderCupUSA Only have so much room for douchebags, Bryson was already on the team

[US Ryder Cup Captain @USRyderCpt]

@rydercup Keegan you ok bro?

[US Ryder Cup Captain @USRyderCpt]

Friday represents a new stage in American golf and I believe in these handsome patriots to get us off to good start:

-Patrick Cantlay & Xander Scheufele
-Sam Burns & JJ Spaun
-Harris English & Collin Morikawa
-Cameron Young & Russel Henely

[US Ryder Cup Captain @USRyderCpt]

@EL_Load @PGATOUR @PGA I’ll show him your tweet, it will surely will change his mind

[US Ryder Cup Captain @USRyderCpt]

@Keegan_Bradley hey I thought I might hear from you today. You ok bro?

[US Ryder Cup Captain @USRyderCpt]

@SJU56321A Meh

[US Ryder Cup Captain @USRyderCpt]

From my experience it’s all the players’ fault

[Brendan Porath @BrendanPorath]

Is the soccer coach as important as twitter would make it out to be?

Feels a bit like how much we holler about Ryder Cup captains over in golf twitter. But legit curious!

[US Ryder Cup Captain @USRyderCpt]

@RickRunGood time to change the name of the podcast.

[US Ryder Cup Captain @USRyderCpt]

@RichardWylie07 @ProGolfCritic @TheMasters @RyderCupUSA I was actually talking directly to you

[US Ryder Cup Captain @USRyderCpt]

Well, I assume @UsaRyder will be making a similar announcement?! I think @lukedonald and both crushed is last time around.

[Luke Donald @LukeDonald]

Two more years, anyone?

It’s going to be an honour to lead this amazing team once again in New York.

Let’s go #TeamEurope 💙

[US Ryder Cup Captain @USRyderCpt]

@AaronDuncan35 @acaseofthegolf1 I saw some things in Rome that lead me to believe he knows his game quite well.

[US Ryder Cup Captain @USRyderCpt]

Spent the last few days drinking all the Prosecco I bought for the victory party and crying into my golf towel. @fredcouplesgolf housed seven pounds of cheese and ham.

[US Ryder Cup Captain @USRyderCpt]

@DPBirdieman @JoeBiden @US_RyderCup @RyderCupEurope @RyderCupUSA @rydercup The Joe Biden tag is especially hurtful. Because even he knows that the 2018 17.5–10.5 in France was more embarrassing than this past weekend.

[US Ryder Cup Captain @USRyderCpt]

@LIVGolfNation The first three guys also all hated liv. So yeah gentleman’s game