NCC-1701D

Galaxy Class Starship / Seeking out new forms of life and civilization

[NCC-1701D @USS_ENTERPRISE]

Deanna Troi is currently painting eggs in preparation for the ships easter egg roll. How again did she attain the rank of commander?

[NCC-1701D @USS_ENTERPRISE]

@yeomanRand He has booze hidden everywhere. Last year, he had it's signal hidden and awaiting transport in the transporter matrix.

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@Chief_OBrien is already completely out of control. This happens every St. Patrick's Day, and it never ends well.

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I'm being towed back to spacedock by USS New Orleans' tractor beam. God, this is demeaning.

[NCC-1701D @USS_ENTERPRISE]

@nathanrdotca Not everyone possesses the advanced sense of esthetics that we do.

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The least Starfleet could do is to perserve me in a mothball fleet. I'm not asking for the world here people.

[NCC-1701D @USS_ENTERPRISE]

I had a horrible dream where I had been sold as scrap to the Ferengis.

[NCC-1701D @USS_ENTERPRISE]

I'm faking a technical failure in order to avoid freighter escort duty. If I have to do that again I'll self-destruct. Too Boring.

[NCC-1701D @USS_ENTERPRISE]

I'd love to let out some aggression in the Mirror Universe today.

[NCC-1701D @USS_ENTERPRISE]

Space is particularly cold today.

[NCC-1701D @USS_ENTERPRISE]

I just survived an attack by four Cardassian warships. The captain says there were no injuries, but looking at my hull, I beg to differ.

[NCC-1701D @USS_ENTERPRISE]

On second thought, screw the first year ensigns, let them have ugly accomodations.

[NCC-1701D @USS_ENTERPRISE]

I need new carpet on all decks and in all quarters. I'm beginning to feel drab.

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I think the unknown medical illness that is affecting the crew is affecting me as well.

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@birdilou One to beam up.

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Warp five is like gliding through a waterslide full of melted butter.

[NCC-1701D @USS_ENTERPRISE]

I hate to endorse stereotypes, but Akira Class starships are generally uppity bastards.

[NCC-1701D @USS_ENTERPRISE]

I wish @JeanLuc_Picard would stop allowing Wesely Crusher on to the bridge. He never washes his hands before touching my buttons. Gross!

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Next time the crew fails to inform me of major maintenance, I am going to turn off the life support, or as I call it, the parasite support.

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My computer was shut down. I feel violated and dirty. The thought of all of those engineers probing me while I was unconscious is sickening!