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@Kev_Ogie @KFC_UKI Hey Kev,

Thanks for the life story. Try being more careful next time. Better still, walk up to the counter like a normal person, tell the member of staff what you want, then pay for the food with cash or card.

Regards,
Mike

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@Kev_Ogie @KFC_UKI Your receipt shows a successful order of the Twister Wrap Meal for one.

There's no evidence of any "double order" here, Kev. My manager has checked with the Dundee store and they confirmed you collected your order yesterday.

Regards,
Mike

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@RobertP23653016 @KFC_UKI_Help Hey Robert!

Sounds terrible.

Regards,
Mike

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@nikalaup1738 @KFC_UKI_Help Hey Yb!

Our app is working perfectly fine. Try buying a decent phone.

Regards,
Mike

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@amansibia @KFC_UKI_Help Hey Aman!

How may we help today? Would you like a refund?

Regards,
Mike

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@AbsR61244935 @KFC_UKI Hey Abs!

Wow, what a bargain! That sure looks delicious 😋

Regards,
Mike

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@Kev_Ogie @KFC_UKI Sounds like a problem with your phone, not our app.

Contact your network provider.

Regards,
Mike

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@crazzykilla @KFC_UKI @KFC_UKI_Help @DeliverooHelp Sorry - you didn't provide a scrap of evidence.

This tweet will be classed as fraudulent and ignored.

Regards,
Mike

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@samhanby91 @KFC_UKI_Help Hi Sam,

That's because we ARE open until 10. Just because we have no chicken, we can still operate.

The hours of 20:00-22:00 are specifically for our vegan customers.

Regards,
Mike

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@SkyNews Stop doing TIKTOK dances at work and get a proper job, like me.

Maybe then you'll be paid fair. £14.70 an hour to fry chicken and chips 🍟

Mike
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@rwedw @KFC_UKI_Help @KFC_UKI This is a parody account pal.

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@swimdad74 @BBCNews Mike gets free chicken.

Mike 1 - 0 Richard

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@JeremyS08037083 @BBCNews I'm not a very competent dancer.

Mike,
Help Team

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@BBCNews Come work for us, where there's never a need to strike.

We pay our staff a LIVING WAGE of £14.70 an hour.

Regards,
Mike

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@Rhyzfc @KFC_UKI Hey Rhyz!

We don't give a shit. We will still be a multi-billion dollar company.

Regards,
Mike

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@devsahni Has Frank ever sent you to the DIY store for some tartan paint or a spirit level bubble?

#HandyMan

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@Brandon_Heat85 @KFC_UKI_Help Hey Brandon!

Have you tried putting your postcode in manually instead of using the pin? 📌

Regards,
Mike

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@bennorman100 @KFC_UKI_Help Nope, sorry. Hard luck, Ben.

Anything else we can help you with this evening? Have you tried our new Fiery Popcorn Chicken?

Regards,
Mike

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@FraserMathews1 @KFC_UKI Would you come and say that to our face, Fraser? I guess not.

I'll add you to the lists of cowards hiding behind a football players photo, who are banned from our shops.

Mike
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@ToliBear @KFC_UKI_Help Hi Toli,

That sounds quite concerning. There's absolutely nothing that can be done, unfortunately.

KFC 1 - 0 Toli

Regards,
Mike