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Anybody here good with Java-the-script? How about Pee-HP?

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@CoreySandlin Nah. We'll make sure no one ever sees your transcript. ;-)

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@lloydcata @jchjackson @dihoppy @brazzil Hey--remember when we told everyone that high-carb, low-fat diets were good? Heh. Fatties.

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@AngieWilliams45 Yes! As long as you file proper permits with authorities and fill out your 1040 (and have health insurance), you're free!

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@Slublog We'll try. By the way, you could use a bigger towel coming out of the shower.

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@lloydcata @jchjackson @dihoppy We like to make corn cheap and sugar expensive. We're jonesing for high fructose corn syrup.

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@hbou Cry havoc!

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@ColbyAndCompany That Hopper's a smart fella.

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@bitmaelstrom It's our thing. It's what we do.

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"Dallas Buyers Club" reminds us that the @usgov has a long history of killing people for their own good. #Obamacare

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@TheUSReport @bitmaelstrom @ProCentralists @irishspy Heh. No gurantees, bro.

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@TheUSReport @bitmaelstrom @ProCentralists @irishspy Hey, now. Don't be mean.

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@bitmaelstrom @ProCentralists @TheUSReport @irishspy It's true. We're saints that way.

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@RickSheridan @mattyglesias We'd prefer if there was just one. And of course we'd have to decide who ran it. We'll call it "The Fed"!

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@savaburry @turntstyles We've never stopped watching.

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@mdrache @bitmaelstrom Drone strike on the way! #kaCHING

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@4FreedominIran Yeah, uh...we've never been great with the "moral" thing and lately we've been pretty weak on the "law" side, too. Oops.

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@bitmaelstrom @mdrache We're here for you.

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@_milleraaron @LoganGraham_ The biggest practical joke in human history. #werenumber1

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What's Obamacare+, you ask? It's just like Obamacare, only with insurance company bailouts. Also, the webstie still doesn't work.

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Love #Obamacare? (Wait, really?!) Er, we mean, yeah if you love Obamacare, you're going to love Obamacare+.