Urooj Shake

[Zohran Kwame Mamdani @ZohranKMamdani]

In the words of Nelson Mandela: it always seems impossible until it’s done.

My friends, it is done. And you are the ones who did it.

I am honored to be your Democratic nominee for the Mayor of New York City.

[ICE T @FINALLEVEL]

I was robbed at a gas station in NJ last night. After my hands stopped trembling..I managed to call the cops and they were quick to respond and calmed me down..... My money is gone.. the police asked me if I knew who did it..I said yes.. it was pump number 9…

[Chinepopo @ChinedumOkafor7]

@elonmusk

[Meet Kevin @realMeetKevin]

Bitcoin Futures ETF has a ticker symbol of $BTFD, which translates to Buy The F’ing Dip. Trading supposed to start tomorrow.

#Genius.

[Sakshi Joshi @sakshijoshii]

I always wondered
What was the World doing when Tibet was being taken over
What was the world doing when
Germany was killing Jews in concentration camps
What was the world doing when Palestine was being taken over

Today I got the answer

The world just watches #Afghanistan

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Always wondered where exactly your gaming character keeps all the stuff

[Laud 🌞 🌞 the dreamer boy @impeccablelaud]

Watch what these kids said about trump #TrumpBanned

[Kamala Harris @KamalaHarris]

The words of a President matter.

[Jocelyn @JJissdead]

trump supporters after breaking into the whitehouse:

#LockHimUpNow

[Kamala Harris @KamalaHarris]

We did it, @JoeBiden.

[Michelle Obama @MichelleObama]

Van, thank you for expressing the sorrow and relief that we all feel. My hope is that those who hoped for a different outcome will take a moment to empathize with the pain so many of us have felt over the past four years.

[Mark Hamill @MarkHamill]

The President graciously congratulates @JoeBiden and @KamalaHarris on their historic victory.

(or maybe not)
#SoreLoserInChief

[Joe Biden @JoeBiden]

America, I’m honored that you have chosen me to lead our great country.

The work ahead of us will be hard, but I promise you this: I will be a President for all Americans — whether you voted for me or not.

I will keep the faith that you have placed in me.

[Chase Stefano @StefanoChase]

Suddenly it’s the Coronavirus and not the China Virus. Suddenly we’re all in this together. Suddenly the Republican party is calling for people to show empathy. Suddenly it’s clear none of them cared until it affected them. YOU never mattered to him or them.

[BrooklynDad_Defiant!☮️ @mmpadellan]

Joe and Jill Biden, & Kamala Harris all tested negative for COVID-19, proving that MASKS WORK. 😷🤗

I like leaders who believe in science.

[Urooj Shake @USheikh_95]

😂🤣

[Whitney Cummings @WhitneyCummings]

I don’t get how Melania got it - she’s been social distancing from trump since they got married

[Paul F. Tompkins @PFTompkins]

Wishing harm, sickness or death on someone, even a bad person, is petty & small.

BUT: it is genuinely & extremely funny that Trump got COVID. It’s objectively funny. He downplayed it & mishandled it & thousands of people died. Now he has it. It’s funny!

[CNN Politics @CNNPolitics]

Wearing a mask, President Trump departs the White House for Walter Reed medical center, where he will be hospitalized "for the next few days" after testing positive for coronavirus https://t.co/Pbeg67KCN5

[ariel 🦋 @WanaBSuperhero]

*telling our kids about 2020 in 20 years*

us: “okay this is the best part! And then he GOT COVID”

#TrumpHasCovid

[Urooj Shake @USheikh_95]

Kind of messed up but also kind of true 😂

[nachos @asere_bajale]

“We are praying for President Donald Trump"

Me: