Bryant Luangaphay

[Wopavelli @TheWopObama]

In American slang we often refer to money as “benjamins” this is a subtle reference to Benjamin Netanyahu, an American folk figure who takes all of our money

[Scope Report @ScopeReport_]

BREAKING: 13 shots fired into home of Indianapolis councilor; note reading “No data centers” left at scene.

[benis 📺🐒 @BenisXDDDDDD]

when a circumcised male says something so mutilated you foreskinuinely gotta hit them with the intact stare

[⚕️GC Johnny⚕️ | #TENOÍ @GNG_Cooler]

JJK has genuinely fried my brain dude. I was about to burst out laughing during Physics class because we were studying Potential Energy

[ioki @i0ki_LoL]

I got autofilled Mid...

I tell my time I'm just going to try and play safe.

I sit under my turret, collecting wave after wave after wave.

Meanwhile the enemy Challenger Midlaner (on-role ofc) roams around the map racking up 20+ kills. They are devastating my team in every way imaginable.

I continue farming safely.

My Jungler begins pinging me. Just hundreds of pings right on top of my head.

I give him a Thumbs Up emote back to let him know I appreciate him cheering me on, despite the odds.

"GET C!" my Jungler says to me.

"GET C! GET C! GET C! GET C!" they furiously type

"Oh! That's right", I remember.

I have to get a "C" rank to not lose Aegis of Valor NO LP LOSS.

I thank him for his reminder!

I sit up in my chair and play even safer. I sit under my Nexus Turrets, diligently farming minions.

The enemy Midlaner now has over 30 kills and diving my teammates in the fountain. The enemy team has completely taken over our entire base, so I move onto farming my allied camps as they win the game.

I smile as our Nexus is destroyed.

I didn't die a single time this game!

The game is over, and a gigantic shining "AEGIS OF VALOR" is displayed on my screen.

"C secured!" I tell my team, beaming with joy.

I lost no LP for this game.

[Jax🔮🎱 @TheKuribandits]

Marvel Rivals players when the prize is $40,000: "We're just playing for the vibes"

Yugioh players when there is, and I cannot stress this enough, literally nothing on the line:

[THESE PUSSY NIGGAS NOT FEELING ME. @000Troop]

We gotta kidnap ICE agents and sew them niggas together like the human centipede.

[Pukicho @pukicho]

My child will not be allowed to use chat gpt. He will be smarter and stronger than the other children and he will kill them easily.

[Kingpoyothefirst 🇬🇭 @kingpoyossb]

"Were you reading or were you reacting?"

[monya @terriblemel]

genji after season 18 perks

[Bryant Luangaphay @UTA_Marthritis]

@DavySSBU Clean

[Bryant Luangaphay @UTA_Marthritis]

@iam_hippo_ Is there a vod?!?!

[hippo @iam_hippo_]

I JUST BEAT PROBLEM X TO MAKE DAY 2 IN WINNERS

[summer @meowsums]

where da push bot

[make up a fighting game player @makeupafgplayer]

fighting game player who can't hit-confirm without cartoon slapstick SFX

[em @asl4ua_ow]

i just can’t believe you’re having esex with a minion as ur pfp

[Bryant Luangaphay @UTA_Marthritis]

@apatorii @yourjennessy That's a funny way of typing bronze 3