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[Daymo @UTDDaymo]

I love Old Trafford

[Daymo @UTDDaymo]

THE GUNMAN STAYSSSSS

[Daymo @UTDDaymo]

This is genuinely the greed they talk about in the bible.

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

🚨🔵 EXCLUSIVE: Chelsea agree deal in principle to sign Lamine Camara from AS Monaco, here we go! 💣

Fee worth €55m and authorization to travel for medical.

Initial agreement done now running in order to complete medical and formal steps in time.

[Daymo @UTDDaymo]

so this 3 signings maximum shit per window is clearly the truth.

Players like Tynan Thompson and Diego Leon are used to build “hype” around potentially being first team singings. When in reality it was always gonna be 3 I guess. 😒

[United Updates @UnitedUpdates]

🚨🚨| 𝐉𝐔𝐒𝐓 𝐈𝐍: Manchester United are prepared to sign three defenders NEXT SUMMER to rebuild the defence. [@samuelluckhurst] #mufc ❌

[Daymo @UTDDaymo]

Luke Shaw at the Allianz, Here We Go. 😔

[mufcmpb @mufcMPB]

🚨 BREAKING:

Sources have suggested Manchester United signing a left-back before the transfer deadline is NOT going to happen. #MUFC [@sistoney67]

[Daymo @UTDDaymo]

@FrankEra_ man you already know the answer 😭

[Daymo @UTDDaymo]

THE GUNMAN STAYSSSSS

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

🚨💣 BREAKING: Juventus reached verbal agreement with Newcastle to sign Nick Woltemade, here we go!

Surprise move reported since last night has been agreed as Woltemade will become a Juventus player on Deadline Day.

Loan fee worth £3.5m to #NUFC, no option or obligation to buy.

[Daymo @UTDDaymo]

ZIRKZEE NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

🚨🔴⚪️ BREAKING: Jonathan David to Atlético Madrid, here we go! Verbal agreement done with Juventus.

Initial loan deal with buy option clause for the Canadian striker who’s set to join Atléti as exclusively revealed last week.

Atléti will cover more than 50% of the salary.

[⚡ @UTDCJ_]

kobbie mainoo, bruno and rashford play for my club

[Alen 🇸🇮 @UtdAlen]

There's fans that think Maguire and Shaw deserve to play for Manchester United

[(fan) Frank 🧠🇾🇪 @FrankEra_]

Really would be happy to see Leny Yoro given a start tomorrow against Ipswich.

It’s time to believe the investment we put into him, mould him into a United regular.

[(fan) Frank 🧠🇾🇪 @FrankEra_]

Still got faith that he makes it here. ❤️🇫🇷

[Daymo @UTDDaymo]

@mufcMPB it’s type beautiful, I love a class act

[Daymo @UTDDaymo]

Episode 1

Baleba announcement
Rashford back
4-2 AC milan
Hull
Baleba pen to paper
Bruno PFA speech

Final Scene:

Boomoo: “Josh what is this about you leaving?”

Zirkzee: *Slowly turns to Boomoo*

Fades to black.

[B @utdbrxy]

Spurs just exist to make you feel better when ur team lets you down

[Daymo @UTDDaymo]

When you United see Ipswich up next and then remember today’s performance.

[Daymo @UTDDaymo]

@CFCNamzy @FrankEra_ You’d be happy to know he’s already texted me “well i’m not surprised” 💀

[Daymo @UTDDaymo]

If I see a single Shaw or Maguire minute in the Champions League.

[🫀* @mufcjuj]

guys hype up maguire and shaw in 2026 and wonder why we’ll never be serious

[David de Gea @D_DeGea]

It's not how it starts, it's how it ends.

[Daymo @UTDDaymo]

Woke up at 7:30 in the morning to watch United get mauled by the tigers…

See yall Saturday.

[mufcmpb @mufcMPB]

🚨 FT: Hull City 2-0 Manchester United.