Mike🇬🇧

Manchester United and whatever I feel like bludclart tweeting

[2Checkzzz @smokewitRocka]

And I nut in all the hoes I fuck I blame the porn sites. 😭 Durk was trippin lmao

[crouchy @petercrouch33]

Yk those lidge rappers that just rap about rapping are the worst people ever, go shoot suin or sell some drugs and come back with actual lyrics

[Mike🇬🇧 @UTDMIKE_1]

@petercrouch33 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[Mike🇬🇧 @UTDMIKE_1]

There’s no way I’m still seeing this black people drug dispute going on😂😂😂

[Mike🇬🇧 @UTDMIKE_1]

@bombdiggy__ Man we’re smoking crack spliff in the back of jungle raves this ain’t new 😂😂

[Mike🇬🇧 @UTDMIKE_1]

@mikey_747 And go home straight on his computer

[Rick James @Jay_SaidIt]

If we’re giving murderers a second chance can we get Mover back out?

[T @toytweets_]

RED ARMY

[TY @kach_ty]

I wished this game was playable on PS5 😭🕊️

[sea @neverlie]

woke up with no boner and im still in my 20s

[Mike🇬🇧 @UTDMIKE_1]

@cashyams

[Teboy @TeboyIV]

not buying 2k or fifa dis year

[Mike🇬🇧 @UTDMIKE_1]

@YoungsTeflon Skengman swag

[. @lancsHQ]

Don’t beat yourself up if you didn’t get the GCSE results you wanted. I didn’t get any and now I lovebomb single mothers until they let me put a crop on in their spare bedroom 😂👍🏻

[Mike🇬🇧 @UTDMIKE_1]

@jordyinit Have you fell and bumped your head

[Lippy @LickshotLippy]

This mentality had me gettin £30 cabs to raves with £63 to my name

[Mike🇬🇧 @UTDMIKE_1]

No way they got Ian Beale on the 2s soaking man down 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 #eastenders

[Mike🇬🇧 @UTDMIKE_1]

@naenextdoor12 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[🝮 🝮 @g33kedal0nee]

srry I didn’t respond for 17 hours I was high

[angloposter @anglopost]

making the mrs look directly at the eclipse so we can get a PIP claim in