The Butcher ⚔︎

@ManUtd Fan 屮 Lisandro Martinez enjoyer ⚔︎

[The Butcher ⚔︎ @UTD__Max]

Random Manchester player of the day

Day 2
who is this player?
Level: Hard

[The Butcher ⚔︎ @UTD__Max]

It’s hard to explain but Pulisic looks so American you just tell by looking at him

[B/R Football @brfootball]

Milan’s new away kit is inspired by their Champions League win in Athens 🌟

[The Butcher ⚔︎ @UTD__Max]

How Adrien Rabiot in the French team be looking 😭

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Does Harry Kane become the greatest England player of all time if England win the World Cup?

[The Butcher ⚔︎ @UTD__Max]

That’s a lot of injuries for the Swiss World Cup squad 😳

[A6788CC @A6788C]

Swiss obvs mega favs but some of them
Odds🫪🫪🫪🫪

[The Butcher ⚔︎ @UTD__Max]

What happened last time we signed a player from Atalanta? 😭

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

🚨💣 BREAKING: Éderson to Manchester United, here we go!

Deal done with Atalanta for €45m package with add-ons included, agreement now in place.

Medical and formal steps to follow but deal in place.

Éderson will sign a four year deal plus option, as @TheAthleticFC reports.

[The Butcher ⚔︎ @UTD__Max]

Why do Argentinians have these weird nicknames like Cuti?

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

🚨🇦🇷 Cuti Romero has serious chances to leave Tottenham in the summer.

Top clubs have started to call as exit is a possibility despite new deal signed last summer.

Romero could be open to a sale, as Telegraph and TyC Sports reported.

🎥➕ https://t.co/Q4fcYNPTBg

[The Butcher ⚔︎ @UTD__Max]

Just seen a grown man put his fingers in his ears when a fire engine drove past. Just grow up snoozer. 😭

[The Butcher ⚔︎ @UTD__Max]

Why is Mikel Arteta never in his technical area? And why are the BBC glazing him for doing it?

[Match of the Day @BBCMOTD]

Mikel marshalling his troops 🔭

[The Butcher ⚔︎ @UTD__Max]

Atleast Arsenal bottled something this season. LETS ALL LAUGH AT ARSENAL 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[The Butcher ⚔︎ @UTD__Max]

Idk this just feels like European Trophies have lost their prestige. 9 Premier League clubs?

[Sky Bet @SkyBet]

England will have NINE clubs in Europe next season, a new record for a single nation...

𝐔𝐂𝐋:
Arsenal
Man City
Man Utd
Aston Villa
Liverpool

𝐔𝐄𝐋:
Bournemouth
Sunderland
Palace

𝐔𝐄𝐂𝐋:
Brighton

That's almost half of the Premier League ��‍💨

[The Butcher ⚔︎ @UTD__Max]

What in the FIFA career mode is this?

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

🚨💣 BREAKING: Anthony Gordon to Barcelona, here we go! Official bid accepted now by Newcastle board and Saudi owners.

€70m fixed fee plus add-ons to bring final package over €80m for #NUFC.

Gordon set to travel this week for medical and contract signing at FCB. 🔵🔴✈️

[The Butcher ⚔︎ @UTD__Max]

Bro how did you get my photo? I did not offer Sophie Rain $15 million to take her virginity 😭

[sid @Sidfcb30]

Adult content creator Sophie Rain revealed that a person offered her $15 million to "take her virginity."

"Of course, I said no.

I have my moral values."

[The Butcher ⚔︎ @UTD__Max]

Buendia what have I just witnessed 🤯 https://t.co/jRiRXTjush

[The Butcher ⚔︎ @UTD__Max]

THIS. This why Manchester United will not win the league any time soon.

[Manchester United Forever @UtdForever7]

🚨Manchester United are ready to offer Diogo Dalot a NEW IMPROVED long-term contract, with the Portuguese having two years left on his current deal.

Michael Carrick has made it clear internally that he does not want the club to entertain any possibility of selling Diogo Dalot.

Real Madrid, Barcelona & Bayern Munich have all interest in him but Carrick has communicated to Man Utd’s hierarchy that the Portugal international remains an important part of his long-term plans at Old Trafford.

#MUFC [@GraemeBailey]

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It’s started 😭

[yubs @YUB17Y]

WE PUTTING MARTINELLI IN NEYMAR DINHO CONVERSATIONS

[The Butcher ⚔︎ @UTD__Max]

Brazil’s fall off needs to be studied. What is this team??

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Bruh Grok cooked him 😭😭😭

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The Belgian Courtois ❤��

[C @zckza_]

Senne Lammens vs Sunderland

[The Butcher ⚔︎ @UTD__Max]

Time to check in on Lord Sugar 😭

[Lord Sugar @Lord_Sugar]

Yellow

[The Butcher ⚔︎ @UTD__Max]

You gotta rate this from Barca 🤣😭

[FC Barcelona @FCBarcelona]

One big family 🫶