we apologize for the lack of communication, our staff have only recently come back from a very long spring break trip and one seems to be missing his nose
we’d apologize for the smell of the campus but y’all know we’re just gonna do the same thing in the fall and decide to put manure on every exposed patch of grass on campus right?
we’ve decided UT Dallas’ #1 problem is people parking without a pass so we’re hiring new parking lot monitors! highly motivated, fast speed-walkers, and awful sleep schedules preferred
it’s actually mildly concerning we have to tweet this but, if y’all could stop squatting on the floor in bathroom stalls doing who knows what, that would be great
we would wish everyone that has a final tomorrow good luck, how does it feel knowing that out of all possible days your final is on the absolute last day?
we would like to wish all our students good luck on all finals! and if you’re sad just be happy you didn’t get food poisoning from the dining hall this week!