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Manchester United

[Joel Jirani @JoelJirane]

KTN has decided to go down with Kasongo.

I can't wait for this lies compilation.

Mwecheche sana.

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

🚨🇩🇪 OFFICIAL: Germany qualify to FIFA World Cup Round of 32.

[Cyprian, Is Nyakundi @C_NyaKundiH]

🚨 NEW: Kenyans have rejected Langata MP Jalango's request of being an MC in the Vurugu fight event.

Wantam chants rented the air.

[Ulises @UlisesDavid__]

*un pedofilo se me queda mirando en el parque*

yo con 7 años pensando que era un ojeador:

[EDGAR @edgarwabwire_]

We are Africans and Africa is our Business!

[Ngugi Wanjiru⚖️ @Ngugi_wanjilaw]

@NdindiNyoro There is a pattern!

Finance bill 2024 - You voted YES!

Finance bill 2025 - African was not your business.

Gachagua's Impeachment - Africa was not your business.

Finance bill 2026 - Africa was not your business!

[First♧ Generation° @FGeneration001]

"Story za madem nilisare bro, sai nikulock in ninunue GLE"

[Lynn Ngugi @lynn_ngugi1]

Ndindi Nyoro is one of the most hypocritical figures in Kenyan politics!! The only reason this statement exists is because Kenyans saw right past the BS.

What we are witnessing here is HYPOCRISY and STUPIDITY of the highest order. You cannot spend years cultivating the image of an alternative voice, positioning yourself as the intellectual conscience of government, then disappear when the moment of accountability arrives.

And then return with a carefully crafted statement about humility, patriotism and service.

We are being asked to believe that there was something more important than one of the most consequential votes affecting the lives of millions of Kenyans. There wasn’t.

Nothing was more important than that vote.

Absolutely nothing. Kwenda uko🚶🏿‍♀️WANTAM!!

[Cerebral Assassin @xysist]

You’re always away from parliament when every important thing is being voted for.

You also voted yes in the 2024 finance bill.

You’re just but a polished Turd.

[Author Sakwah Ongoma @CSakwah]

The story of NdidI Nyoro and the MPs who missed parliament on the Finance Bill voting day should teach us that not participating in an election has the same consequences as voting for bad leaders and bills.

[🦋El~Fuego🫦 @fuegoshawrry777]

If any MP was absent that's a Yes! They knew what they were doing.

[Nzioka Muli @nziokamul1]

Bitch Ass Nigga.

[Willis Evans Otieno @otienowill]

Buda, usitubebe ufala.

It is becoming a recurring pattern that whenever Parliament is confronted with consequential votes that directly affect the livelihoods of millions of Kenyans, you are conveniently outside the country.

After months of fiery rhetoric, media appearances, and vehement opposition to the Finance Bill, your conspicuous absence at the decisive moment raises legitimate questions about your sincerity and political fortitude. Were the interviews merely performative? Was the outrage simply a public relations exercise?

[I am Chege @_James041]

The house has 347 MPs. The Rest deliberately absconded so that it can pass. People think we are stupid and can't see the games

[Naomi Waithira @Naomikibandi]

We should call out Ndindi Nyoro openly,man pretends to care about Kenyans,ranting so loud in national TV how fuel should come down, just creating attention on himself to be seen 'opposing' the Bill but when real matters like voting starts he vanishes in thin air. HE”S A MOLE!!

[Book Ten @Bookten8]

Ndindi Nyoro should never speak about the Finance bill again. Anabeba watu ufala.

Siku ya voting anajifanya ako busy

[Yoko @Kibet_bull]

Pretenders are worse than murderers.

[Daily Nation @NationAfrica]

MP Ndindi Nyoro: Vocal in the media but absent when it counts https://t.co/jZ3gHglElB

[Zlatan Ibrahimović @Ibra_official]

The studio will never forget

[Dr. Riziki🌜👩🏽‍⚕️🧘🏽‍♀️ @_mpekethu_]

Crash course on contraception, grab a seat🪑
Here’s what you should know about the Pros and Cons of different contraceptive options.
1. Abstinence : 100% effective. Kama akikushika unaanza kuhema kama tractor, it probably won’t work.
2. Pills: quick return to fertility, might be good for acne, good for stabilizing menses for women with irregular flow, might have a negative effect on your mood, not for forgetful people cause you have to remember to take it everyday, not for people who would like to hide it from their partners
3. Depo injections(every 3 months): can cause delayed return of fertility- upto 3 years. For this reason, it’s best for people who are done having kids. Very high levels of hormone in the injection so side effects kwa wingi. Affects your menses. Zinaeza kuwa heavy/absent. Not for people who don’t like injections
4. Implants - most effective statistically, quick return of fertility, can go upto 5 years, your mother in law/twitter bullies might notice the scar. Might make you gain weight. Might affect your mood. Might make your menses lighter with spotting in btn cycles.
5. Copper IUD - can go upto 10years, quick return of fertility, insertion can cause discomfort, menses tend to get heavier with spotting in between, cramps for the first 1-3 months
6. Hormonal IUD - can go upto 5 years, quick return of fertility, insertion can cause discomfort, makes periods much lighter so it’s perfect for women dealing with heavy menses. Can cause cramping for the 1st 1-3 months
7. Condoms - najua hampendi hii but it has no side effects. Also helps protect against sexually transmitted illness.
9. Pull-out: kuwa serious. Just start taking a parenting class or saving money for Marie Stopes
10. Counting days - good for couples who can’t use contraception for religious or cultural reasons. I hope you’re good at math. Praying for you🙏🏾