ben

Manchester United. PSV. Nederlands. avid MLS hater.

[ben @UTDbz]

No one that earnestly follows libsoftiktok is sending their kids to Harvard LMAO

[Libs of TikTok @libsoftiktok]

Even at Harvard @Harvard.

Rotten to the core.

Stop sending your kids to college.

Stop funding this.

[ben @UTDbz]

Also get rid of this garbage @Google

[ben @UTDbz]

Billy Murphy is at it again

[Kevin Scott @Kscott_94]

A specialist firearms team has brought a hijacked bus to a stop in Strabane.

I understand the 273 Derry Express was stolen in Omagh earlier today.

Police say the road is currently closed at Fountain Street, and it will be for some time @BelTel

[ben @UTDbz]

How many of those people are going to win lawsuits for wrongful dismissal in 9 months time?

[Olivia Sorbo ✞ @oliviasorbo_]

With my husband’s permission, I’m coming out of retirement to get people fired for celebrating Charlie Kirk’s death.

DM me your submissions.

[ben @UTDbz]

One year ago: conservatives are outraged over jokes, getting people fired or expelled
The twelve months since: a bunch of those people win lawsuits for wrongful termination/dismissal
Today: conservatives are outraged over jokes

[Aesthetica @Anc_Aesthetics]

Meet Ava Conrad. Ava is a student at Eastern Michigan University and is in the Alpha XI Delta sorority. Her father is Jeff Konrad, who works at DTE energy and he also went to EMU. She thinks it's funny to make videos using the sound of Charlie Kirk getting shot.

[ben @UTDbz]

Does she have any songs that aren’t mired in plagiarism claims

[EA SPORTS @EASPORTS]

Stella Lefty performs “Why Wouldn’t We” live from the EA SPORTS Ultimate Tailgate stage at Texas 🏈🤘

#UltimateTailgate #StellaLefty #UTAustin

[ben @UTDbz]

Noah Ajayi might have a decent chance at a debut this year

[ben @UTDbz]

@Tyre_94

[ben @UTDbz]

@janeejetsonn I hope those bananas will one day become banana bread

[ben @UTDbz]

Short of the UK saying “you know what, we don’t want the 6 counties” (which they won’t) they’ll actually have NO say in a unified Ireland. That’s famously part of the agreement.

[Sky News @SkyNews]

BREAKING: Donald Trump has said he would 'love' to see a unified Ireland during a meeting with Irish Prime Minister Micheál Martin in Dublin.

Replying to a reporter, the US president said 'it's going to happen eventually' adding 'the UK will have something to say about it'.

[ben @UTDbz]

What’s the crime for leaving a bag of shit on fire on someone’s doorstep (asking for a friend that regularly goes to Cape Coral)

[Will Fritz @fritzed_you]

Scoop from me: Mike Rogers is no longer selling the Florida home he’s faced criticism for owning while running for Senate from Michigan https://t.co/80W1jNZGhq

[ben @UTDbz]

You might think that’s a lot of reporting but it’s really only scratching the surface lmao

[ben @UTDbz]

Tempted to burn some bridges (report my former employer to the FTC, health department, labor department, fire department, and liquor commission)

[ben @UTDbz]

@Tyre_94 Government psyop

[ben @UTDbz]

The hometown Facebook group is wild because there’s a very easy solution to this and it would also free up so much of your own time and resources

[ben @UTDbz]

Wonder if JJ Gabriel has another 90 in his legs for a few hours from now

[LP. @MsMeowkinz]

Went to Ireland and CONFIDENTLY ordered two Irish car bombs and the bartender let me know that was EXTREMELY offensive and equivalent to ordering 2 9/11s 😭😭😭

[ben @UTDbz]

@MsMeowkinz “Yeah uhhh let me get that thing that no one here ever orders except ignorant Americans”

[ben @UTDbz]

@traderjoeslut If that voucher looks like a credit card number just put it on your Starbucks account for later (if you haven’t used it already)

[ben @UTDbz]

Born and raised here, Tammy. I’m voting for the guy that actually lives here and advocates for people, not profits.

[Tomi Lahren @TomiLahren]

The only reason Michigan is a tossup between the normal republican and the anti-American psychopath is because we imported an entire population that will vote for the anti-American psychopath.

Remember that.