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Football Reports and Satire || DO NOT BELIEVE || Here for the Fun

[𝐂𝐫𝐮𝐬𝐡 @Zayyad_Yazeed]

My boss keeps asking if I have money before sending me on company errands. I’ve been working here for less than two months, and I’ve already started going broke trying to keep him happy.

Whenever he needs something bought or picked up, he calls me over and asks, “You have some money on you, right?”

Most of the time, it’s less than $10, so I say yes and pay for it myself. I’m still new at the company, and honestly, I’m too shy to keep questioning him.

I assumed he was keeping track of everything and would reimburse me at the end of the month.

But two months have passed, and I haven’t received a single dollar back.

At first, I didn’t think the small amounts mattered. Now I’m barely saving anything from my salary, and I keep running out of money before payday……………

[ISMA'IL BINDAWA 📊 @BindawaOfficial]

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[Lilian🌸🦋 @LilyN_1]

Prince Harry still regrets how he ended his final phone call with Princess Diana. And honestly, this one hurts.

Nearly 30 years after losing his mother, Prince Harry has opened up again about a moment he wishes he could go back and change.

In a recent interview with GQ,….🧵

[Bofem @views999]

My very good female friend have this very bad body odour especially when she’s sweating.

Last year, i decided to talk about it with her in a very respectful manner that won’t even make her feel bad or uncomfortable and also discuss tips that’ll help her out.

That was how our 16 years of friendship ended 😩😭

[Damsons @daram_ola]

It’s better to face the hardest task first and finish with the easier one 😭💔

[(fan) Kai @Kaaiii29]

Wer die 11 Jungs nicht kennt, sollte mit dem Fußball aufhören.

[BEN_JUICE_WRLD @postbyben]

My wife and I hadn't had sex in 6 months. Then she told me she was pregnant.

I did the math in my head instantly. 6 months of nothing. 3 months pregnant. It didn't add up.

I didn't say anything that night. I just stared at the ceiling.

The next morning I said, "That's amazing news. When did you find out?"

She said, "Yesterday."

I said, "We haven't had sex since February. It's August."

Her face changed. She started crying before I even accused her.

She said it happened once. At her sister's wedding. She was drunk. Her ex was there. She said she was going to tell me but she didn't know how.

[Drama_doll @drama_doll_]

i was having sex with my boyfriend when his mother suddenly walked into the room, but instead of shouting at us, she looked at me and asked one question that made my boyfriend start crying. 😭💔

i quickly covered myself, expecting her to insult me or call my parents.

but she ignored me and turned to her son.

“did you tell her who she really is?”

my boyfriend started shaking his head.

i looked at him and asked what his mother was talking about.

she brought out an old photograph from her bag and handed it to me.

the moment i saw the woman in the picture, my hands started trembling.

it was my late mother.

i looked at his mother and asked how she knew her.

she wiped her tears and said:

“because 22 years ago, your mother made me promise that you would never find out what happened to your real father.”

i turned to my boyfriend, expecting him to explain.

but he was already on his knees, crying.

then his mother said something that destroyed everything i thought i knew about my life.

“your boyfriend knows the truth. he has known since the day he met you.”

😭💔 would you forgive him for hiding this from you, or would you leave without hearing another word?

[Larrison @_larryRmfc]

🚨Probability for winning the 2026 Ballon d’Or

•ERLING HALAND 10%
•LAMINE YAMAL 27%
•KYLIAN MBAPPE 30%
•HARRY KANE 4…… love

[Rasmulan @mrrasmulan]

Tissue meteor (so boring

[diane @queendiane4you]

If you can find 1 difference in this photo, you are a genius.

[ⒷⒷ @BUBUBETO1]

The water bill

[Oladoja @_onlyscott]

GUESS THE PLAYER

HARDEST LEVEL

[offside 💛💫 @_offside18]

If you can name at least 5, you are a true football legend.

[Kriss @nufc_kriss]

Sometimes you just forget Mbappe is this fast whatttt🤯😮‍💨

[Ammar @AmmarIrl]

The type of GIRL who suddenly pops up in my life when I'm UNEMPLOYED 🤭😂

[𝕀𝕒́𝕟 ✞ @Ianswago]

So many people discredited Burna Boy, I was so happy for him when he made it.

Davido, 001 ❤️

[Moses erhiga π @ErhigaMoses]

The Best Correctional Service stupid Youth taken rubbish drugs and later be constituting nuisance up and down

[GunnerPulse @GunnerPuls]

If you can name atleast 5 of them you are truly a football legend

[Frolik @UsualFrolik]

To all men with no facial hair, please be careful. There’s a white van going around kidn*pping kids🙏