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[Football Universe 🗞️ @footballuniverX]

Ronaldo showed Jay Okocha who is the boss😭

[CENT @Cent_4kt]

🎙️ Interviewer: “Cristiano, you scored again today, and you’re now only a few goals away from 1,000 career goals. At this stage of your career, does winning the World Cup determine how great a player is?”

🇵🇹 Ronaldo: “No. The World Cup is important, of course, but one tournament cannot define a player’s entire career. Greatness is built over many years — the goals, the trophies, the consistency, the sacrifices.”

🎙️ Interviewer: “So you don’t think the World Cup should be the biggest measurement?”

🇵🇹 Ronaldo: “I think people can use whatever measurement they want. I know what I have achieved. I’ve scored goals everywhere, won trophies in different countries and stayed at the highest level for many years. That speaks for itself.”

🎙️ Interviewer: “And now 1,000 goals is getting closer…”

🇵🇹 Ronaldo: “That would be a beautiful number. But I’m not playing only for the number. I play because I still love scoring, I still love competing and I still believe I can make a difference.”

[FCB Molecule @jmol_6218]

Ronaldo fans wan use 2008 clip wound person. 😭

Did Ronaldo retire after 2008? 🤔🤔

2008 Ronaldo wey Messi at 39 still better pass? Abeg, make una rest. 😂🐐

Jay Jay Okocha said what he said 😂

Messi fans, we dey see una. 🐐🇦🇷

[D ø l l á r z z 💰 @abdoulllmuhd]

My father refused to meet my newborn son.

Ten years later, I discovered the reason was me.

When my son was born, I called my father first.

I expected him to be excited.

Instead, he said,

“I don’t want to see him.”

I was furious.

I asked why.

He simply replied,

“One day you’ll understand.”

I didn’t.

For ten years, I barely spoke to him.

My son grew up without knowing his grandfather.

Then, when my father became seriously ill, I went to visit him.

He was sitting beside an old wooden box.

He pushed it toward me.

[𝐂𝐫𝐮𝐬𝐡 @Zayyad_Yazeed]

My boss called me into his office and offered me a $15,000 raise.

I was excited for about ten seconds.

Then I asked why.

He said, “Because we found out you’re leaving.”

That answer bothered me more than the original salary ever did….

[ØFF FÃCÊ🥷🏹 @MaskOnBro]

The genius fridge magnet we never knew we needed! 😂 Opens the bottle, grabs it, and sends it straight to the dustbin. Now THAT is smart!

[Dike Clinton Chisom @DikenaClinton]

Having a toddler is basically preventing disasters all day long.

[Tobi @Tobicods]

The worst way to go through life is to be the guy who had potential.

The worst part is, APC is gradually dragging us to this point.

[iRoyal @theonlyiroyal]

POV: Belly Lifting During Pregnancy 🤰🏽

Do you know that belly lifting during pregnancy is like feeling like you’re on cloud 9?

[Nostalgic Hubb @NostalgicHubb]

Hey @grok Fix his face and show me how will he look normal ?

[Aylin @Aylinrmk]

Hey @grok what happened to Jenna Ortega? 😭

[Cee @7cecee]

Hey @grok swap their body colour and hair style I want to see 👀👀👀👀 Something

[Ayla @iamaylah_]

🚨 Cristiano Ronaldo’s dating history

Jordana 🇧🇷 — 2002
Merche 🇵🇹 — 2005
Imogen 🇬🇧— 2006
Soraia 🇵🇹 — 2007
Gemma 🇬🇧— 2008
Hilton 🇺🇸 — 2009…. love

[Kabbah @theekabbah]

I arrived at my office on Monday and found an envelope containing $30,000 on my desk.

I immediately took it to my manager.
He looked around, closed the door, and said, “Keep it. Nobody knows it’s here.”
I refused and contacted the finance department.
Minutes later, the CEO called me into his office.
He asked, “Did you find money on your desk?”
I said yes.
He smiled and locked the door.

[Baba eleja🐟🐖 @Biodun_OG]

His character is more important than his shoes. Women say they want a kind man but will turn him away over the most trivial things.

[SIR1⭐️ @sa10nee]

Cristiano Ronaldo confirms he feels fitter than ever as he targets 1,000 goals and reveals he considered retiring after the World Cup exit, but Portugal’s new coach Jorge Jesus convinced him to put it on hold.

🎙️ Interviewer: “Hello Cristiano, once again you’ve scored, which makes it your 25th consecutive season scoring a goal. You’re also closing in on 1,000 goals. Do you think you can reach it?”

🗣️ Cristiano Ronaldo: “Like I said before, I don’t chase the record; the record follows me. But I have to say, I feel way fitter than I was in the last five years. Reaching 1,000 goals isn’t what bothers me now because I believe in myself, as always, and I’m sure I will reach it with the help of my wonderful teammates.”

🎙️ Interviewer: “What about the national team? Do you plan to retire anytime soon?”

🗣️ Cristiano Ronaldo: “I did think about retiring after the World Cup exit, but the new coach, Jorge Jesus, told me he needs me and feels I still have a lot to offer the Portugal team. So I changed my mind, and I want to give my best during my final year in football with my country. I’m not finished yet.”

[Hinato @opsylojay1]

My toxic neighbor stole my parking spot for 6 months
So I made him pay $2,400 in HOA fines

2024. New apartment. 1 assigned spot. Right by the door.

Week 2: Black SUV in my spot.
Note on his windshield: "This is #14. Please move."
He moved it. For 1 night.

Next day: back.
I knocked. "Hey that’s my spot."
Him: "First come first serve, bro. Find another."

HOA rules literally say "Assigned parking only."

For 6 months he did this.
I came home from 12hr shifts to walk 3 blocks in the rain.

Called HOA. "We’ll send a warning."

He framed the warning and put it on his door.

[Nostalgic Hubb @NostalgicHubb]

Hey @grok what happened to Jonah Hill? 😭

[Movie Drill @themoviedrill]

If Barry Allen/The Flash can move faster than the human eye can see,
how does Batman ever manage
to react to him?

[Nostalgic Hubb @NostalgicHubb]

SADIE SINK’s dating history

• 2017–2020 / Single
• 2021 / Patrick Alwyn (rumored)
• 2022 / Single
• 2023 / Single
• 2024 / Single
• 2025 / Single…. love