Cates Calz

Part New Mexican, part Texan, part hippie, part basic b. 100% crazy dog lady, connoisseur of bad TV, obnoxious UT/Cowboys/Mavs fan, & wannabe Bravo superfan.

[Cates Calz @UTGirl315]

Pull up a barstool and down a tequila shot my friends. I am about to tell you how I grew up to be the liberal quasi hippie my dad always feared I would be.

Or:

I should have hired a ghost writer. Please ignore all my spelling and grammar errors.
#TheFirstLineOfMyAutobiography

[Bravo @BravoTV]

Phrases only a Bravoholic would understand:

-Has anyone checked on Scheana?
-I need Andy and a camera
-Carl's a mess

[Cates Calz @UTGirl315]

For most of 20s and early 30s West 6th Street was where I lived, worked, and played. Reading the news this AM would be hard regardless, but it is extra hard given the location. 💔💔💔

[Evil MoPac @EvilMopacATX]

Heartbroken, outraged, and horrified

[Barry Butler Photography @barrybutler9]

Pink and Red start to St. Valentine's Day. Saturday sunrise in Chicago. #weather #news #chicago #ilwx

[Gibson Johns @gibsonoma]

Are there security cameras on planes?

If so, I need footage from the #RHOSLC cast’s flight back from their trip subpoenaed for the reunion.

[Britt | 🌟 @SlavBritt]

Everyone should be allowed to leave work early if your NHL hockey team fires their head coach at 9:30am on a Friday.

[Queens of Bravo @queensofbravo]

This feels like the soft launch to a #SummerHouse / The Valley-style spinoff and I need a full season ordered ASAP!

[Dallas Stars @DallasStars]

Stars back to the Western Conference Final ✅

Scottie Scheffler wins the @PGAChampionship ✅

What a 24 hours for Dallas 👏

Congrats, Scottie! 🏌️‍♂️

[Dallas Stars @DallasStars]

Get that hype 🆙

@7UP | #TexasHockey

[Dallas Stars @DallasStars]

ROBO'S HOME 🤩

[Dallas Stars @DallasStars]

⚠️ WARNING: these highlights may make some people 6-2 their stomach. ⚠️

[Cates Calz @UTGirl315]

Iconic. 🙌🙌🙌

[Watch What Happens Live! @BravoWWHL]

This is not a drill. The green dress is HERE. #VPR #WWHL

[Dallas Stars @DallasStars]

The urgency of now. The thrill of what is yet to come.

Game 1.

[Gibson Johns @gibsonoma]

OMG the #RHOSLC cast is going to be on #BelowDeckDownUnder next season this is heaven

[Victor E Green @VictorEGreen]

Love you Stars fans. There’s no place I’d rather call home. See you again, real soon.

[Cates Calz @UTGirl315]

And a complete class act as well. Thank you, Coach!

[Texas Men's Swimming & Diving @TexasMSD]

Thank you, Coach Reese. 🐐

🤘 46 seasons on the Forty Acres
🤘 15 NCAA titles
🤘 28 top-2 finishes
🤘 36 top-3 results
🤘 44 straight top-🔟 finishes
🤘 45 consecutive conference crowns
🤘 @NCAA title in 5 different DECADES

#HookEm

[Cates Calz @UTGirl315]

@mackenziek417 Eeek. I'm still doing a happy dance.

[Cates Calz @UTGirl315]

(Screaming in Longhorn)

HOOK 'EM!

[Texas Football @TexasFootball]

The moment 🤘