Evan Flem LBT

swingin liftin skiin smokin drinkin swaggin

[Evan Flem LBT @UTpussyslayer]

@AlyssaPerreault trust issues

[Evan Flem LBT @UTpussyslayer]

did they just turn the
"EARTH, art and music festival"
into a parking lot party??
fuck em, let's get it! #TailgateTurnt

[Evan Flem LBT @UTpussyslayer]

@charmcgeever It sounds like you need to get done done done with your bad musical opinions Chaz

[Lil B THE BASEDGOD @LILBTHEBASEDGOD]

Photo: http://t.co/aQl1yx8yUw

[Evan Flem LBT @UTpussyslayer]

do you ever take like 5 poops before noon and wonder if buttholes can fall off

[defective @falveypinches]

this is my fucking team
don't speak

[Evan Flem LBT @UTpussyslayer]

watch khloe bring the mullet back

[defective @falveypinches]

I know you can often catch me fuckin around on here but this piece is gravely important --> http://t.co/Fk9J2VHoQJ

[Evan Flem LBT @UTpussyslayer]

honey if ur gonna assign page numbers instead of a word count u gotta know it's block quotes & paragraph breaks all the way across the sky

[Evan Flem LBT @UTpussyslayer]

putting a date on the top of a paper that is clearly way before when you really did it. fucking instant classic

[Evan Flem LBT @UTpussyslayer]

@AirRickSpress congrats for duping the professor that shoulda been a colon not a semi-colon

[defective @falveypinches]

@bitchmobradioWU confirmed
I'm bringin bars that'll have you calling ur kin on some "life is fleeting, just calling to say I love you" shit

[Evan Flem LBT @UTpussyslayer]

women on cruiser boards 2015

[Evan Flem LBT @UTpussyslayer]

let's cut to the chase;
¡my bitch no habla inglés!

[Evan Flem LBT @UTpussyslayer]

gym musings :: pain is temporary, good pussy is forever

[Evan Flem LBT @UTpussyslayer]

snapchattin panty-clad batties I'm a bachela

[Evan Flem LBT @UTpussyslayer]

2015 and you're still not allowed to tell a teacher he's trash to his face smh

[the bitch mob @bitchmobradioWU]

SOMETHIN BOUT TO HAPPEN

[Evan Flem LBT @UTpussyslayer]

my pre-turns for the return of the bitch mob tmrw night are quite heavy

[Boly:Welch @steviewoodz]

Return of the Bitch Mob!! Tune in tomorrow at 9