UU Faith Jokes

The First Universalist Church of Yarmouth: Standing On The Side Of Love...And Humor.

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A Unitarian Universalist #DebateNight

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#UUs know the importance of good coffee. https://t.co/SgQoxVfoUu

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How do you enroll in sex ed? Enter course. @OurWholeLives joke edition

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#yomama so #uu she had you move six times so you could have seven principals.

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I am #theist you are #humanist https://t.co/JCrDr1fIMF #UUFaith

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#UU #theology evolution:
Unitarians = One God
+ Secular Humanists = One God, At Most
+ Earth-centered traditions = One God, More or Less

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A crisis of faith for a #UU is choosing between #coffeehour and a discussion about #coffeehour.

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#UnitarianUniversalism - where all your answers are questioned.

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I'm surprised they got that line past the Afterlife Committee - I heard they're still deciding if the afterlife, or their committee, exists. https://t.co/WpvLcmWQfO

[Thomas Levenson, Zṓiarchos @TomLevenson]

Memorable line at a UU funeral (as told to me): "We thank the God that doesn't exist for releasing this soul from the burden of immortality" https://t.co/Q6CQ8e9nM8

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"seeking our truths together without assuming that we will all share the same truth" - @MHarrisPerry #UU

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True: most UUs don't shy away from a good debate thoroughly examining all positions and ultimately embracing a diversity of opinions. https://t.co/qkarQRm5H0

[Emperor Norton @EmperorNorton]

If it were atheist, it would be filled with all kinds of arguments and counter-arguments. Only agnostics don't care to proselytize. https://t.co/TK7eO8zjP1

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Even if we were proselytizers, a #UU still would avoid a blank page in favor of a handout containing a nuanced analysis of evangelizing. https://t.co/qGrgSzYwRh

[Heather Linington-Noble @AlainnFocail]

@EmperorNorton @UUFaithJokes This isn't even a good UU joke, because as a faith we're anti proselytizing.

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Shout out to the #atheist and #agnostic #UUs.

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That's some true love right there. #UnitarianUniversalist #uusunday

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In any religion, to have a few doubts is normal, to have many doubts is a crisis of faith, to have constant doubts is a conversion to UUism

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Seven Pull-ups for Seven Principles. #5WordFitnessPlan #UUFaith

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Running ALL the UU committees. #5WordFitnessPlan #UUFaith

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Where do #UnitarianUniversalists go when they die? The @PeaceCorps

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#UnitarianUniversalists haven't made it to heaven, yet. The heaven committee is still discussing the entrance requirements. #uufaith

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One example of #UU #diversity: a @subaru, a prius, and a bicycle altogether in the church parking lot. #uufaith #humor