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2833 . thank god for coffee. #poop

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2834. the only way i want to end this year is drunk

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2822 "toxin labeling approved." Nothing from the scientifically illiterate bottom feeding yellow journalists known as the Cynic surprises me

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2824 I'm on a rocket ship of Adderall.

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2823 finals can die.

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3821. If it were socially acceptable to be naked during class and while eating, I would be naked all the time.

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2820 Allison Rogers: I'd like to smear you in green paint and spank you like a disobedient avocado.

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Naked Bike Ride: Be there, be naked.

https://t.co/RC9cigTPKf

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Yo, the Burlington Confessions Facebook page is lame. Y'all need to submit more confessions, or the admins need to get on their game.

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It's crazy to think about how much of the universe is just empty space.

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You can still vote (for Ty Williams) until 4:00 PM today!!!

http://t.co/N4WgK83uru

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2804 it's such bullshit that they can't find this plane.

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2817 drinking today is just borrowing happiness from tomorrow.

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2786 Being a redhead at #UVM is like being a wounded gazelle in the Sahara.

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2789 all you perpetually offended people are so fucked in the workforce. Nobody gives a shit.

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2792 My roommate is a whovian.

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2732 How in blazes is Abby Howe supposed to know how gorgeous I anonymously think she is if you never post it?

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2747 I'm sick of having all these stupid causes pushed at me. I'm not here to be some "activist" i'm here to get my degree, party & have fun

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2748 People around here are way too fucking sensitive. The joke about tigger and tigers was not oppression. Learn to laugh

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2766 Life tip #4 - Don't try rollerblading on a treadmill. Trust me.