SquintsPalledorous

☔️ | UW alum 2012 | ☔️

[the doogfather @thedoogfather]

“sir, a second oregon driver has been reported”

[SquintsPalledorous @UWSquints]

@B1GDuckEnergyy I mean, if you’re looking for volunteers…

[SquintsPalledorous @UWSquints]

From the perspective of someone who just wanted the Huskies to have a good season, this year has been miserable.

But Jesus Christ, what a glorious year to be an Oregon hater.

[SquintsPalledorous @UWSquints]

@owentooelve @Ohtanisfallguy Sometimes you get mad when someone else takes your joke

[SquintsPalledorous @UWSquints]

@GeauxDuck I know what Dan Lanning would recommend

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“Demond, just take the snap and hit the open receiver.

Nothing crazy, just run the offense.”

Demond:

[SquintsPalledorous @UWSquints]

@thedoogfather Woman?

[Greg Woods @GregWWoods]

Owen Eshelman is now WSU's starting QB, coach Kirby Moore announces.

Caden Pinnick goes to the bench after six games.

[parker fleming @statsowar]

📊🏈DID WE REALLY GET BEAT THAT BAD?
Net Success Rates in Week 6

[SquintsPalledorous @UWSquints]

@IdahoAndrew You can be a duck homer and a ball knower.

He is one of those

[SquintsPalledorous @UWSquints]

Duck fans you really gotta stop listening to this guys hot takes.

[George Wrighster III @georgewrighster]

Outside of health at key positions, I don’t see a world Oregon doesn’t win the national championship.

This is Ohio State 2024 energy

[SquintsPalledorous @UWSquints]

Seahawks line playing like UWs line

[SquintsPalledorous @UWSquints]

@CSOonX @TheDawgfather6 Dude, come on

[WestCoastCFB @WestCoastCFB]

Oregon opened the season #2 in the country in the AP Poll.

They are now unranked.

[Evan Feather @evan_feather]

Jedd Fisch said he needs until year 5 to be able to compete with Iowa at home.
Bob Cheney is able to turn around UCLA to be able to compete at Oregon year 1.

Could it be any more clear?

[the doogfather @thedoogfather]

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[SquintsPalledorous @UWSquints]

@Kbez23 @dawg206 @CoachDanLanning How are you just now realizing this?

[KBEZ23 @Kbez23]

Respectfully,

Fuck the ducks vs them from now on

Fuck the weekly uniform reveals

Rooted in substance? Nah, we’re rooted in BULLSHIT

Yes, I’m mad. I’m tired of all the talk. All the jaw jacking by my program.

[SquintsPalledorous @UWSquints]

Deboer is crashing out.

Never should have left 😔

[SquintsPalledorous @UWSquints]

Phil Knight, in the twilight of his life, walks into Autzen Stadium, his Nike empire—the company he spent a lifetime building—now crumbling, a shadow of its former self.

Yet one final ambition remains.

The football program he nurtured from obscurity into a national powerhouse stands on the brink of achieving the pinnacle of college football. One last ride. One final chance at immortality.

With time running out, the final chapter of Phil Knight’s legacy rests squarely in the hands of Dan Lanning.

Dan Lanning: “FUCK YO DREAMS OLD MAN”

[Guillermo Motta @GMottaTV]

Nike Co-Founder Phil Knight couldn’t miss the game between Oregon Ducks and UCLA Bruins #GoDucks