mathNEWS

@UWaterloo’s bastion of erudite thought since 1973. Published fortnightly, except for when we’re not.

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Or, if you're into that incorporeal Halloween spirit, read it online at https://t.co/gXnqlEzWRp

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Now that we have your post-election attention, you should pick up a copy of the latest mathNEWS issue, out on stands everywhere and featuring:

- Prof. Christopher Batty on Manitoba
- Straws and holes
- Hamlet, but he vapes

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@robevansmayor @JMCassels @thatMNSchwarze @Mary_Lou_Roe @Weber4Waterloo @DorothyMcCabe This concludes mathNEWS's live coverage of the Waterloo municipal election. Turnout was pitiful at a measly 27.18%.

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Given the lack of live coverage of the Waterloo municipal election from @CBCKW891 , mathNEWS has decided to take up the torch and provide you with breaking updates as they come.

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@robevansmayor @JMCassels @thatMNSchwarze @Mary_Lou_Roe BREAKING: mathNEWS projects @Weber4Waterloo to NOT win the mayoral seat. @DorothyMcCabe wins by default

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If you want to read the whole thing, it's page 12 here: https://t.co/VTkrDrQBeM

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mathNEWS v83i3, Friday, October 20, 2000:

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@tendstofortytwo Quick, found tendstofortytwo LLC in Canada and license your articles to them so we can dodge this regulation!

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What could be better today than a mostly* made-in-Canada mathNEWS issue?

This week:
- gildED does a mathASKS!
- Theoretical physics anger
- garflief cartd

https://t.co/Npll7s2OeW

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Always funny when accounts follow us because they just searched for "math" on Twitter.

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If you're not graduating this week, make sure to grab an issue anyway, you've got a lot of classes to sit through.

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Congraulations to this week's graduates! Make sure to grab one last issue of mathNEWS before you leave forever. This week:

- Prof. Cecilia Cotton on stats
- Mathematically modelling gender
- A rare W

https://t.co/hjfn1I90Qe

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It's Wednesday! Get through the rest of your week with the latest mathNEWS:

- Prof. Sue Ann Campbell
- Transit poetry
- Marmoset-chan

https://t.co/ISwkrL4Ivx

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And, of course, a shoutout to the woman who made this all possible:

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Happy long weekend, everyone!

In my opinion, the perfect way to enjoy three days of relaxation is to read mathNEWS. This week:

- Prof. Dan Brown wants you to meet a vampire
- Novel earth shapes
- Pro C&D re-opening content (which I support)

https://t.co/MNbEpLa4dC