Castiel

Dean once said if I teleport you that you won't poop for a week. Anyone want to test that theory? (SPN RP)

[Maria Hill @Maria_of_SHIELD]

Maria Hill
Pre Captain America Winter Soldier.
Descriptive.
Seeking friends and people to write with.
Mature themes welcomed.
Please RT.

[Castiel @UWontPoop4AWk]

@SamuletJerkDean "The hips and...porn? Um...sure?"

[Castiel @UWontPoop4AWk]

@SamuletJerkDean "I still don't get it."

[Castiel @UWontPoop4AWk]

@SamuletJerkDean "And that has to do with sex?"

[Castiel @UWontPoop4AWk]

@AddictedToPie //I don't usually do this but you seem cool. May I DM you?

[Castiel @UWontPoop4AWk]

@SamuletJerkDean "What do birds and bees have to do with sex?"

[Castiel @UWontPoop4AWk]

@SamuletJerkDean "What is a rape shower?" Opening the beer and taking a drink. Straight faced and serious.

[Castiel @UWontPoop4AWk]

@SamuletJerkDean "Do I want one?"

Has no idea what you're about to talk about.

"If I need a beer for this, then let's have a beer.

[Castiel @UWontPoop4AWk]

@BoyWithDemonB //DM

[Castiel @UWontPoop4AWk]

@Elvina_KSHUB "Hello."

[Castiel @UWontPoop4AWk]

@ColdnEerie //looking to write?

[Castiel @UWontPoop4AWk]

@Elvina_KSHUB /Hello

[Castiel @UWontPoop4AWk]

@SamuletJerkDean "What is a pie belly?"

[Castiel @UWontPoop4AWk]

@ColdnEerie /Hi!

[Castiel @UWontPoop4AWk]

@SamuletJerkDean "Is alcohol a requirement to talk about sex? That was not in the book I read."

[Castiel @UWontPoop4AWk]

@PainsGeneral "What if you hit someone with the candy?"

[Castiel @UWontPoop4AWk]

@SamuletJerkDean "No. I have vague memories of Jimmy but...I know the anatomy but not what the woman would want me to do."

[Castiel @UWontPoop4AWk]

@SamuletJerkDean ...aggressive." I'm at a loss."

[Castiel @UWontPoop4AWk]

@SamuletJerkDean "And I don't know how to...straight to business." I cleared my throat. "I mean, I know but I don't. She's very ~

[Castiel @UWontPoop4AWk]

@SamuletJerkDean with anything."

Poor, loveable, clueless Castile.