zoie uznis

platform double suede disco lemonade

[zoie uznis @UZNIS]

I peaked in 8th grade

[zoie uznis @UZNIS]

“you know? lance armstrong? the guy that walked on the moon?”
-@RobbieBotts

[zoie uznis @UZNIS]

highlight of my night

[Pigeons & Planes @PigsAndPlans]

this kinda slaps tho 🤔🍹 https://t.co/HBeseyRy4S

[zoie uznis @UZNIS]

can we replace the laugh at the end of Thriller with @hannibalburess ‘s?

[zoie uznis @UZNIS]

i’m convinced i’m the only person out there that absolutely despises ariana grande

[American Nomad @coffee_n_mtns]

Where I'd rather be

[Mallory @malloryfolz]

It’s sixth grade.
You’re at a dance waiting for your friend in the bathroom.
Outside the door, you hear the Cha Cha Slide starting:

[frankie @thesleepyspud]

all I wanna do is

*gunshots*
*gunshots*
*click*
*cash register noise*

support all my friends’ creative projects and love them forever

[Wes Anderson Quotes @QuotingWes]

#HappyFathersDay

[texas tyler @Tylersonofnel]

I’m:

⚪️ Gay

⚪️ Straight

🔘 just a bill. Yes, I’m only a bill. And I’m sitting here on Capital Hill. Well it’s a long, long journey to the capital city. It’s a long long wait while I’m sitting in committee. But I know I’ll be a law someday at least I hope and pray tha

[Dwight Schrute @DwightFalse]

The greatest live performance of all time

[camryn @camryngrace]

been waiting all year for this https://t.co/CODQ8PzcCg

[Niall Horan @NiallOfficial]

Had the coolest little goodie bag on the plane with this letter enclosed . Marit was quiet as a mouse for 10 hours . Goodluck to both dads

[kk @KTGallllo]

Assistant TO the branch manager* https://t.co/bDvZ7MTYVv