Courtney

Trying to maintain my sanity one day at a time. 🤪🤣🏳️‍🌈🍻🤙

[Nick Sortor @nicksortor]

🚨 BREAKING: The House has PASSED @RepThomasMassie’s resolution to FORCE the release of names of Congressmen who used the Congressional slush fund to pay out for sexuaI misconduct settlements, 420-0

These are TAXPAYER DOLLARS being used to PAY OFF accusers.

And it’s all about to be public.

The Committee on Ethics must now preserve and public release all relevant records.

[Morgan J. Freeman @mjfree]

What does a pregnant foreigner look like? Would that look like Steven Miller’s wife? Or would that look like JD Vance’s? Can someone explain?

[Brian Allen @allenanalysis]

BREAKING: State Sen. Scott Wiener has blocked a bill that would have banned pedophiles and sex offenders from holding public office.

[Karen Piper @PiperK]

Tina Peters is on parole and is not allowed to leave the state of Colorado. Did she get permission from her parole officer for this visit?

[Kerry Burgess @KerryBurgess]

Just what kind of people are running the United States?

[Alex Cole @acnewsitics]

Trump: E. Jean Carroll is not my type, trust me.

Prosecutor: Mr. Trump, who is the woman in this photo?

Trump: Oh, that’s my ex-wife, Marla.

Prosecutor: That’s E. Jean Carroll.

Trump: …………

[SKI @skiistiredasf]

Why aren't we talking about this? This is brilliant.

[Daniel Mayakovski @DaniMayakovski]

Este es el yate de la multimillonario Nancy Walton, la heredera del imperio de Walmart, ademas del yate de 300 millones utiliza un barco de servicio donde tiene a un catering para llevarle la comida en helicóptero y así no mezclarse con la plebe.

Mientras esta rica usa 2 barcos y un helicóptero solo para una tarde de playa, a ti te dicen que te duches en 2 minutos y que no pongas el aire acondicionado asfixiándote con 40° porque hay que salvar el planeta.

Esto es el capitalismo, donde los ricos pueden desayunar petroleo mientras tú bebes con pajita de cartón para no contaminar.

[‏ً @itsnwts]

“men are r@ped too.”
“men are mołested too.”

yes... they are.
most often, by OTHER MEN.

[Janice Hough @leftcoastbabe]

GOP lost their minds when Lloyd Austin did not divulege he was hospitalized for two weeks after prostate cancer surgery in 2024.

Meanwhile Rep. Tom Kean was MIA for four months

And has anyone in GOP released ANY update on Mitch McConnell who was hospitalized over two weeks ago?

[Lizzie K. Foley @LizzieKFoley]

I'm just going to point out that @CongressmanKean took approximately 644 hours of paid sick leave. He voted against giving his constituents 40.

[trash jones @jzux]

congress: americans do not deserve healthcare

also congress: sorry that was just my 4-month paid depression vacation

[dan d @DanJDeBrak]

I'm always for being open about mental health, but important context is that Kean, as a state rep, voted against the New Jersey Paid Sick Leave Act, which established 40 hours of sick leave for employees a year.

Kean just took *4 months* of paid sick leave.

[J 🎙️ @blackhawkce457]

Keeping Mitch McConnell in office until he is apparently now in hospice, to specifically obstruct the will of the American people….represents just how dirty American politics have become.

You can’t fight fair with those that are willing to take whatever means necessary to win.

[The General @GeneralMCNews]

BREAKING: The United States House has rejected Thomas Massie’s amendment to stop the integration of the United States military with Israel’s under Section 219 (formerly Section 224) of the NDAA.

[Acyn @Acyn]

Kamlager-Dove on Rubio Iran Briefing: I have to say, the highlight—or lowlight—for me was when Secretary Rubio was asked about the difference between this MOU and the JCPOA. And Marco Rubio essentially said the JCPOA, Obama’s nuclear deal, was a real agreement with criteria, benchmarks, and thresholds.

And this MOU is just a signed piece of paper saying we’re going to continue to talk about talking. So you should ask yourself, a hundred-and-something billion dollars later, what are these people doing with our money and our national security?

[BlueDream @58bugeye]

Supreme Court Justice Clarence Thomas was caught sneaking out of speaker Mike Johnson’s office.

A Supreme Court justice should not have a private meeting with the speaker of the house.

What were they talking about?

[Maine @TheMaineWonk]

Clip it.

[Aaron Rupar @atrupar]

Rep. Randy Fine on the housing bill: "My issue was if Elizabeth Warren thinks a bill is great, it probably isn't. The enthusiasm Democrats had for this bill got me spooked. I didn't come to Washington to work with Democrats. I came to Washington to beat them."