Brett Kusterbeck

Former rocker extraordinaire, now just an ordinary average guy with the sense of humor of a 13 year old. I like boobs, bourbon, fart jokes, and lottery tickets.

[Brett Kusterbeck @U_Made_Me_Evil]

@kasie I'm up way too early in part to my open heart surgery. Everything hurts and sleeping has become optional.

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@923TheFan hate Brent! He hated Ohio State.

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@923TheFan I was about to say Pat and John! They need to put Steve and Peyton Manning in the booth together.

[Brett Kusterbeck @U_Made_Me_Evil]

@KenCarmanShow @923TheFan We are going going 3-13, told Chico the same thing. We'll beat Cincy, the Raiders, and Jacksonville. I feel that the lack of practice time together will hurt Stefansky, he won't be able to get his system in place in time, it will be a work in process, and games will be close.

[Acyn @Acyn]

The President says he will take a look into pardoning Joe Exotic from Tiger King

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@GovMikeDeWine @Grantchie Why in the world would you offset a tax return of $584 for someone who only earned $32K in the middle of this crisis. That was the dumbest thing ever.

[Brett Kusterbeck @U_Made_Me_Evil]

@neiltyson If you work for Amazon, most definitely! We are one neverending equation!

[Brett Kusterbeck @U_Made_Me_Evil]

@JoeNBC I just left from Tampa Bay yesterday, and no one in Florida is taking the implied health recommendations seriously. Bars, restaurants, beaches, and businesses are acting if nothing has changed. The only thing in place is they limited last call to 9 p.m. in St. Pete's 🤯

[Brett Kusterbeck @U_Made_Me_Evil]

@ALawRadio Hi Amy my name is Brett and my favorite streak was Terry Labonte's 655 start streak. He was passed up by several drivers but he was the first to reach the 650 mark.

[Brett Kusterbeck @U_Made_Me_Evil]

@morningmika As you talk about the women of WWII, my Great Aunt Erma Aarons was one in the first group of women to enter combat. She served as a nurse in New Zealand. She died in 1999, and was buried in Arlington with full Military honors. Her wish was to be buried with John and Bobby Kennedy

[Brett Kusterbeck @U_Made_Me_Evil]

I did it, #FuckFacebook! My account is deleted! I will not be censored!

[Brett Kusterbeck @U_Made_Me_Evil]

so this is not the my band's Twitter account but I want to ask the guitarists out there how many guitars do you own, and which is your favorite, you know the one that you can't seem to put down while practicing?

[Brett Kusterbeck @U_Made_Me_Evil]

Looking for #Cleveland area #Veterinarians, I need your help badly. My #cat hates to groom, and discovered a shag carpet and is completely matted. Like getting a brush through her is impossible. She is super skittish and will probably need to be knocked out to be shaved.

[Brett Kusterbeck @U_Made_Me_Evil]

I couldn't have said it better, oh wait I did say that, yeah that's me! https://t.co/ate2KhG6aS

[BVZC Productions @BVZC_rules]

@Browns do your players come to practice in Berea with paperbags over their heads? How about the coaching staff? Maybe even ownership? As a lifelong #Browns fan I am extremely embarrassed to wear my Browns paraphernalia....

[Brett Kusterbeck @U_Made_Me_Evil]

#BenchKizer he has more passing yards for the Colts than the #Browns

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@jfkbeck @blacktapnyc Worse case scenario, grab a 6 pack from the corner store and go to 5 guys. You'll save a ton of $ and you can throw peanuts at passers-by

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@jfkbeck @blacktapnyc That's why I stick to joints in midtown Manhattan, Hell's Kitchen hipster joints have a lot to learn...

[Brett Kusterbeck @U_Made_Me_Evil]

@realDonaldTrump please keep Armando here! Please make the call! https://t.co/QsOd39CahG

[Brett Kusterbeck @U_Made_Me_Evil]

@realDonaldTrump please stay his deportation! Friends, family say goodbye to Elkhart man about to be deported https://t.co/lxvKUgmycp

[Brett Kusterbeck @U_Made_Me_Evil]

@realDonaldTrump please stay his deportation! Friends, family say goodbye to Elkhart man about to be deported https://t.co/lxvKUgmycp

[Brett Kusterbeck @U_Made_Me_Evil]

@JMV1070 are you sporting a mullet there buddy? https://t.co/N3bnsfi1nP

[JMV @JMV1070]

Doing radio and changing tires on the roadside. I'm John, and I'm always there for you.