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My randomly calculated rants. Seriously?!?!?!

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"Excuse me sir... Oh, Nevermind"
#Randimsite #justanotherday #idontgett

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Whoever says "Paper beats Rock" is an idiot! Next time someone says that, they can hold up a piece of Paper while I throw a Rock at them!

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WHAT!!! "Anti-Rape Vending Machine Dress" https://t.co/5RHoUpiM1T

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Lol RT @LifeBearded: I just got a EMAIL that Hillary Clinton is running for president. WAIT? I can find it now?!

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Beards are like boobs...the bigger they are the longer you stare #beardlife

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When Chuck Norris breaks wind, it stays broken.

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RT @LifeBearded: Happening now #WVUvsUK

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Beard changes things #beardlife

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My dog just saved my life by ferociously barking at nothing outside.

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"FBI, Open the door" "Uh...no... it's cooler when you break in."

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Lazy Rule: If you spill water. It will eventually dry.

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Mission impossible = not eating a fry on the way home from the drive thru.

[NEW YORK KNICKS @nyknicks]

Overtime at MSG! #Knicks tied w/ Wolves at 85. Shved w/ 20, Galloway w/ 18. Check out all the action on @MSGNetworks.

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If you're reading this...I bet you are either:
A. Laying on the couch/bed
B. Sitting on the toliet
C. Ignoring someone talking to you
#esp

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I'm a wizard. "Then prove it." "Sorry I cant, no magic outside Hogwarts."

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Sexually rubbing the wall until you find the light switch.

[Stumbler Videos @StumblerVideos]

leaving the womb was a bad idea.

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Don't judge a book by its movie.

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You call them "cuss words"... I call them "sentence enhancers".

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Sorry, I'm not tall enough to ride your emotional roller-coaster.