Houdini

Why follow when I could lead but how can I lead without any followers!

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All Day! http://t.co/A5jgEskU

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Lol http://t.co/3rRBAEwP

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Lol

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If I was a key that could open many locks I will be consider a master key but a lock that could be open by many keys is simply a SHITTY LOCK

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#CornyPickUpLines Girl I know your feet must be tire cause you been running thru my mind all day!

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#WhatToSayAfterSex the cab is coming in 5 min.

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#WaysToGetSlapped waste my mother fuckin' time!

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#ItKillsMeWhen I use the bathroom and there's no toilet paper!

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#AGhettoSantaWould leave his EBT card under the Christmas tree!

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#WhyYoJordanSign kicking a soccer ball!

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Does anyone know where I could get a new mayan calendar? Cause mines ends today!

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If Romney wins expect all ya lazy MF to go get a job and off of those 1st of the month checks!

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GM my beautiful ppl!

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#ReplaceMovieTitleWithRatchet Snow White and the ratchet dwarfs

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Best part of the day is waking up to the rain and not being caught in it!

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Your fridge has nothing but tap water and a half of gallon of expire milk! #ButUGotThatiPhone5Tho

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Regardless of any situation a man who put others in front of their child is not a man but a child as well!!

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Some ppl just don't change!

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I wish ppl were like money; so I could hold them up 2 the light 2 see which ones are real and which ones are fake!

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#RappersOnFoodStamps Death Row Record label!