UATWT Defense Attorney

is uatwt jail arresting you? i can help! @ me and I'll defend you! #uatown //admin pronouns: she/her

[UATWT Defense Attorney @UatwtDA]

ATTENTION CITIZEN OF UNUS ANNUS TOWN!!
I am defending this frog, who is being accused of shooting @UAAnimalcontrol (trial date tbd).
We need a jury of 12 random civilians. Please reply if you are interested.
If chosen: NO BIAS, JUDGE BASED ON FACTS IN THE TRIAL

[UATWT Defense Attorney @UatwtDA]

@marktwtchaos hello old friend...

[UATWT Defense Attorney @UatwtDA]

it looks like i'll be having some more business soon. tag or dm me if you have been wrongly marktwt jailed!

[Marktwt Jail @MarktwtJail]

Good day, Markiplier Enjoyers! Have you ever seen some odd and questionable tweets from #marktwt? If you have, you can report them by simply DM-ing or tagging us. Come and join The Marktwt Jail for a good ol' laugh!

[UATWT Defense Attorney @UatwtDA]

@theUAstudio i mean, if you guys get a revival started, i'm in

[UATWT Defense Attorney @UatwtDA]

@theedgeofsIeep hey that looks familia-

[UATWT Defense Attorney @UatwtDA]

Just finished a case, got
🖤unus vibes🖤
#uatwtselfieday #uatownselfieday

// for real, i just had a debate though lol

[UATWT Defense Attorney @UatwtDA]

@MercyHere_ // well with fnaf i think scott has a plan, we're making up this shit as we go

[UATWT Defense Attorney @UatwtDA]

@MercyHere_ // you gotta keep up with ✨the lore✨

[UATWT Defense Attorney @UatwtDA]

@0SamSammieSam0 @NarcoticNestor @uapolicedep @UAtwtjail // same though 😔

[UATWT Defense Attorney @UatwtDA]

@BENJAMlNKETCHUP @imhighonthemoon @UAtwtjail @uapolicedep // why must i return to twitter to find this? /lh

[UATWT Defense Attorney @UatwtDA]

@UAtownNoContext // WTF HAVE YALL BEEN DOING WHILE I WAS GONE?! /lh

[UATWT Defense Attorney @UatwtDA]

@uatwt_therapist the frog was hiding in my desk

[UATWT Defense Attorney @UatwtDA]

@UAtwtjail hdhsjakskksk ah!

[UATWT Defense Attorney @UatwtDA]

@UAtwtjail fuck. i can’t bull shit my way out of this one.
can i still defend my own clients even though i’m in jail??

[UATWT Defense Attorney @UatwtDA]

@AmuseumU @UANightclub @UAtwtjail @UAghosting @uatwtsalon @UAtownschool @UA_Mayor WHY DO YOU THINK I LEARNED HOW TO TALK PEOPLE OUT OF JAIL?

[UATWT Defense Attorney @UatwtDA]

// uatown do be shipping @UANightclub with xavier the frog though /j /lh

[UATWT Defense Attorney @UatwtDA]

@thegodmajere Unus Annus Little Brother... :/

[UATWT Defense Attorney @UatwtDA]

@UAtwtjail Oh no! I was wondering where they’d gone.

[UATWT Defense Attorney @UatwtDA]

@UAAnimalcontrol @apolopes92 Unfortunately I do not, but @UAtownnotafrog can be a translator.