Uaub C

I’m no Roy Donk

[Uaub C @UaubC_]

Song of the year

[Stereogum @stereogum]

.@fiddleheadusa announce new EP out Friday; hear the title track "Baby I'll Change"

https://t.co/clMB71Fio6

[Uaub C @UaubC_]

You honestly just have to laugh now at the fact we need Iraq to get a result and they’re a man and a goal down in the first 12 mins, and our list of “things that absolutely cannot happen” is just getting rattled through like it’s nothing

[Uaub C @UaubC_]

Unrivalled commitment to the bit

[The National @ScotNational]

BREAKING: Nicholas Rossi, the man who fled from the United States to Scotland after he appeared to fake his own death to avoid rape charges, has died 🚨 https://t.co/0UvYxV6baz

[Ewan Murray @mrewanmurray]

The fans have been extraordinary. People spending thousands of pounds and showing themselves as wonderful ambassadors for their country.

No key theme here involves Scotland fans.

[Uaub C @UaubC_]

Would anybody like an argument? I’m right up for one

[Uaub C @UaubC_]

@DaftLimmy Shut the fuck up

[Uaub C @UaubC_]

@weloveghana042 Hi mate hope you’re well, sorry was just speaking to Neymar there and I don’t speak much Portuguese but he said something about you being full of shite? Think he said something like “what a load of pish he’s at it”. Not sure if you want to sort that tonight or something?

[Uaub C @UaubC_]

This is so weird haha

[Hazel Lyon @HazelLyon16]

Dear Boston,

I'd like to apologise for any confusion. After spending time with the Tartan Army, you may have been under the impression that visiting football fans mostly sing about their own team, enjoy a few drinks, make friends with the locals and leave with everyone's liver slightly damaged but spirits intact.

Our neighbours England have now arrived chanting about us. We appreciate this may seem odd when we're not even playing them. Most countries express their football culture by celebrating themselves. England appears to express theirs singing about Scotland. We don’t fully understand it either. It's a fascinating phenomenon.

P.S. Thanks for looking after the Tartan Army. They left you with good memories. What happens next is between you and God 😉

[Philip Proudfoot @PhilipProudfoot]

They'll call him a "decent man." He is not.

He oversaw one of the most aggressive assaults on British civil liberties in generations, all to protect Israel's genocide and Britain's participation in the crime of all crimes.

He shouldn't be resigning. He should be in The Hague

[Uaub C @UaubC_]

Hahaha deary me

[Sister Rosetta @quineofthenorth]

I suspect that McTominay, Gannon-Doak, Shankland and Robertson (to name but a few) are not that enamoured with Steve Clarke but they're not going to say anything. It feels like yet again the team are paralysed by his terrible tactics, team choices and negative outlook.

[Bairdric @Bairdric1]

St Peter: “How did you die?”

Newly dead: “Murdered by an oversized Czechia flag”

[bonjela papi 🇨🇻🇨🇩🇨🇼🇪🇨 @BonjelaPapi]

You're a wizard Harry
I'm a what?

[MUNDIAL @MundialMag]

This is absolutely mental. WHY?!

[1. FC Cologne @fckoeln_en]

@SCOGOALS @FP_Scotland @TheTartanScarf Trying to fund the train like

[Jordan Patu @Jordan_Patu]

Great time to be a duck looking for work

[Paul Watson @paul_c_watson]

I've said it before, Portugal need to organise a fake World Cup for Cristiano Ronaldo during the real thing so he believes he's playing against DR Congo when all the players are actors. Genuinely think he'd fall for it, not sure he knows who any of his teammates are anyway.

[Paddy Raff @paddyraffcomedy]

Describing a Toblerone to someone who’s never had one before

[Football Park Scotland @FP_Scotland]

Do we think he made it to Boston? 😂😂

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[Jenny Symmons @jenny_symmons]

Men being FUMING because they don’t understand Emma’s tactical analysis is my new favourite genre