Dark Choco Dane

Low standards, high all the time.

[Dark Choco Dane @UbamaGuy]

No one to talk to foodie? How bout you go to work?🤣 fuckin idiot man.

[Mrs.Flupabootee (a parody account) @flupabootee]

She’s in her chat, blocking and acting unbothered. Is a cat deflection next? #FoodieBeauty

[Dark Choco Dane @UbamaGuy]

RIP Fud Butt, I died from cringe.
https://t.co/HCsUwt6tCS

[500 Kids & No Money @500KidzNoMoney]

Panic. Overshare. Avoid. Rage. Repeat.

Nobody’s obsessed with you. You’re just that fucking predictable.

#FoodieBeauty

And imagine calling anyone else parasocial when u give your audience a nickname. “Beezers”?!?! Grow the fuck up.

[Dark Choco Dane @UbamaGuy]

@chaotica77 Chantal wishes her boobs were that nice!

[Dark Choco Dane @UbamaGuy]

I fear I may have to get my Tophiachu euthanized..

[Dark Choco Dane @UbamaGuy]

I mean… morally maybe a bit too far, but hey what are morals when half of us feel the same way.

[Lori Kopf Reacts @lori_kopf]

#FoodieBeauty late night Kick chatter taking it a bit far...#GorlWorld

[Dark Choco Dane @UbamaGuy]

The little engine that couldn’t, the little engine that never even tried.
#Loser #Lazy #Gorlworld

[Flashing Pondue🍑 @chantalpondue]

Apparently she only gained 7kgs? Looks more like 30kgs

[Dark Choco Dane @UbamaGuy]

Looks like a loving home. 😂🤣🤣

[SOLIDUS NOVA @NovineLeaks]

I look at this and I can’t tell if this is before or after he cleaned. He’s also been cleaning the house at his own pace for nearly over a year now, I know nova isn’t the fastest but this is just taking the piss now. Personally think his aunt told him to clean.

[Dark Choco Dane @UbamaGuy]

@Meowing4Treats It’s giving Steve Buscemi

[Dark Choco Dane @UbamaGuy]

Tophia, you don’t just “get housing” you lazy homely ass clown!!!!😂

[Dark Choco Dane @UbamaGuy]

Tophiachu talking about her mom eating puréed French toast has me fuckin rolling 🤣🤣

[Dark Choco Dane @UbamaGuy]

@PulsiferPaprock I can see why! It’s immaculate!

[Dark Choco Dane @UbamaGuy]

Tit for tat, Tat highlighted foodies bubs. Sydney is our modern Pamela 🤤🤤🤤

[TatVonB @tatvonb]

I can honestly understand why Foodie thinks Sydney Sweeney is ugly. The side by side really puts things into perspective.
I’m pretty sure Sydney would be extremely jealous if she ever saw Foodie. She’d definitely be part of the Old Tree Ladies Club. #foodiebeauty 🤓

[Dark Choco Dane @UbamaGuy]

Eat more you dumb fuck #FoodieBeauty #Gorlworld

[Dark Choco Dane @UbamaGuy]

Would you hire this mass of humanity? This societal drain?
Come the fuck on people.

[BubblesandCheek @BubblesandCheek]

It’s confirmed #foodiebeauty will be living in Damascus. So much for that rural villa.

[Dark Choco Dane @UbamaGuy]

Worthless, in a word.

[꧁🦋 𝔹𝕠𝕙𝕠🇨🇦ℂ𝕙𝕚𝕔 🦋꧂ @albertachick68]

She is live and STONED AGAIN - on top of that antibiotic medication and whatever else she finds around to ingest. Crying the blues about not feeling well to cover up the obvious. #foodiebeauty

[Dark Choco Dane @UbamaGuy]

Bob the trucker put on some makeup in between cans of pork n beans.

[Oh Silly, it’s Lilly @Lilly_88sc]

I caught the f’kn flu.

But my 3 days in the middle of nowhere, at the Eastern coastline of Denmark, worth it.

Go to windy beaches, walk in the woods, have a fireplace going and play board games ❤️

Then get home sick and watch GW retros 😆

Girl looks f’kn crazy here

[Dark Choco Dane @UbamaGuy]

She’s been winning for so long now y’know? 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[Oh Silly, it’s Lilly @Lilly_88sc]

I caught the f’kn flu.

But my 3 days in the middle of nowhere, at the Eastern coastline of Denmark, worth it.

Go to windy beaches, walk in the woods, have a fireplace going and play board games ❤️

Then get home sick and watch GW retros 😆

Girl looks f’kn crazy here

[Dark Choco Dane @UbamaGuy]

Hi loser😘

[Michael Furburger @FurburgerMayor]

#FoodieBeauty just sealing …