Mojo Jojo

i tweet and edit later.

Chaotic Neutral IRL

[Mojo Jojo @Uber4Chocobos]

#WorstFirstDate He picked me up to go see a movie.
I picked the movie.
We arrived and he found out it was rated R.
He freaked and told me he had to call his Mom to get permission to watch it.
He did.
She said no.
Date ended.
We were both 21. 😑

[Mojo Jojo @Uber4Chocobos]

#PS5Share, #HorizonForbiddenWest

[Mojo Jojo @Uber4Chocobos]

#PS5Share, #HorizonForbiddenWest

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Should I step down as head of Twitter? I will abide by the results of this poll.

[Mojo Jojo @Uber4Chocobos]

Loved @PaulReiser in the earlier days. I think I love him even more now. Always been one of those actors that just makes me so happy to see on screen.
I am all for The Legend as a spin off.

[Paul Reiser @PaulReiser]

Okay… twist my arm.

[Paul Reiser @PaulReiser]

Okay… twist my arm.

[Jomboy Media @JomboyMedia]

The Portland Pickles mascot just fucking murdered a streaker

[Mojo Jojo @Uber4Chocobos]

Turned to twitter for less than 5 minutes and ran into this dipshittery.

[LOCI @MahaliaSBM]

Alright 🤣🤣🤣

[Mojo Jojo @Uber4Chocobos]

@noturtlesoup17 Everyone has their own quirky hobby.

[Mojo Jojo @Uber4Chocobos]

Instant ear worm!!!

[taylor @GeorgeTaylorG]

Wish a very “big boy grillin on the roof” energy to all of my followers this weekend

[taylor @GeorgeTaylorG]

Wish a very “big boy grillin on the roof” energy to all of my followers this weekend

[Leah Goodridge @leahfrombklyn]

Mike Yung singing “Ain’t No Sunshine”.

[Leah Goodridge @leahfrombklyn]

This is Alice Tan Ridley singing Midnight Train to Georgia.

You see the utter shock on people’s faces as they listen to her voice? It’s magical.

Oh, and she’s also the mother of famous actress Gabourey Sidibe.

[Mojo Jojo @Uber4Chocobos]

https://t.co/EvMC33FNqa

[Mojo Jojo @Uber4Chocobos]

@adam4sythe @traceylindeman I'm still not over it apparently.

[Mojo Jojo @Uber4Chocobos]

@adam4sythe @traceylindeman I think it started on a Friday afternoon and just non stop looped until Monday morning.
I loved that station.
Some crap pop station replaced it.

[Dictionary.com @Dictionarycom]

@darth Our social media manager is located in Chicago, and you’ve been placed on probation for this hot dog crime.

[Mojo Jojo @Uber4Chocobos]

@Dictionarycom @darth When we began dating my husband got us hotdogs and he came back with one for each of us. His had mayo and ketchup on it.
It really made me think if this relationship was the right thing.
He's English so I gave him a pass.

[DEI speedwagon (all eyes on Cuba) 🌹🇵🇸 〽️ @uhshanti]

oh my god