Btown Uber Driver

Uber Driver in Bloomington, Indiana. Sharing news and stories from the Indiana University campus. #NeverDaunted

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New pin, rules and guidelines for the 25-26 season

#BAC answers to FAQs

1. No, I’m not a cop
2. High score is .32
3. Yes, .32 is high and tomorrow is gonna suck for them, ER isn’t a bad destination for this passenger
4. .08 is the legal driving limit
5. .12 is the sweet spot, but if you don’t have practice, you might puke
6. Over .3 and you will puke, and you’ll lose the next day of your life
7. Over .35, you’re probably in the hospital, and you’ll hate yourself for a couple days
8. Tolerance is highly variable but is correlated to frequency of consumption. Some freshman will act very drunk at .04, frequent drinkers may act fine at .2

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@jennifer40iu 💯 agree

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Hotel bars are underrated. Where else can you have an hour long conversation with a machinist from Virginia about politics, religion, philosophy, and AI?

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Bella Ciao, Bella Ciao, Bella Ciao Ciao Ciao. Ominous name for a restaurant.

[WFIU/WTIU News @WFIUWTIUNews]

Bella Ciao wants to open in the former Cafe Pizzaria location on Kirkwood Avenue before the upcoming fall semester.

Read more: https://t.co/R92xrfgvX4

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@TheGreatWork__ I think it’s the other way around, from spring to fall

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Kirkwood closure is back up for debate, let’s hope they do the right thing this time. Thoughts?

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@CridlandF1 Just East of Martinsville

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Martinsville Band at Cedar Creek.

“We’re gonna be here again, but I can’t remember when, and I can’t see my phone without my glasses, and I can’t remember where i put them. So you figure it out”

Guess getting old sucks 🤷🏻‍♂️

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@Hoosierswin7473 @CridlandF1 Yes Cedar Creek. They have a nice summer concert lineup.

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Convenience store by Eigenmann finally got a sign. Fixed it for them. #IYKYK

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@georgelettice69 @hoosier_hater Costco Prosecco is the real deal.

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The calm before the storm. 8pm commencement is a weird thing.

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In the last hour, I’ve driven a state trooper that brought an open container into the car, and an insanely drunk dad with plans of taking the boys to French Lick and a strip club.

And it’s only 7 PM

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Had an alumnus repeat the myth to me about the library sinking every year because the architect forgot to calculate the weight of the books. He didn’t wanna hear anything different. 🙄

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@HoosierHaze @Cabbyfromgreene Most of these hotels wouldn’t survive if they didn’t have Home football games, parents, weekends, and graduation. So I sort of get it.

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Hilton Graduate, $1,250 tonight. Tomorrow…

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@NBABalboni Basketball analogy seems appropriate here

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I always chuckle a little bit when dads in town for graduation provide a performance review at the end of the trip.

“good Uber, well done”

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@MinivanManTodd They never tip…even if you help load and unload.

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This is your annual reminder that UberXL is not intended to be your personal moving service.

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@ChargersDoctor Congrats!