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Unknown facts of kill village !!!

[Ger McNally @GerMc31]

Just looking at the @KCFC1999 website, surely the best by a soccer club in the county, well done lads! And a great win on Saturday too!

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Kill Village was the location of the Irish Masters in Snooker between 1979-2000 at Goffs sales ring.

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Local goalkeeper Frankie Kilkelly kept his first ever clean sheet in an away Match against Portmarnock FC in November this year. He is 29.

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Kill Villages very own singer/songwriter David Burkes new single! Have a listen folks! https://t.co/EQOOhChI9O

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Bonnie Gibbons is Kill villages most famous animal. She is loved by her owner and even has her own facebook page.

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A Cricket is a term used in Kill to describe how stupid an individual is. For example, local resident Stephen O Leary is such a Cricket.

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The combined height of the gorry family in kill is the same height as that of the spire in Dublin City centre.

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Local lad Ross doyles nickname is seamus Darby, after a push in the back for a late goal went unpunished and killard won the 2010 u21 final.

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Local left footer frankie Kilkelly won the clubman of the year award for kill celtic last Sunday night!

[Eanna O Neill @OneillEannaSC]

@UberFactsKill Kill man @philipfitz31 once puked on me during a club hurling match due to his lack of fitness #TrueStory #OldMan #YoungBuck

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Local resident Brian "Chips" Caul once walked from Kill to Allenwood in search of a bout of fistycuffs.

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Local Jetpack Stephen O Leary has checked into rehab to curb a chronic weight gain problem that devoloped while he had a sore back.

[Phroinsias Kilkelly @phroinskilkelly]

Local pin-up Brian Wren is @UberFactsKill

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Before his controversial circumcision in 2006, Frankie Kilkelly had the 27th largest Penis in Europe. He now lies a lowly 117th.

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Local lad Alan Wren's nickname is Alan DeGeneres. This nickname came about after Alan copied the hairstyle of TV presenter Ellen DeGeneres.

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Local Left Footer Frankie Kilkelly once scored a goal for Kill Celtic straight from a kickout.

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Brian Wren emerged victorious, Hence St Stephens day in Kill Village will forever be remembered as Wren Day.

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Local Bird named residents Brian Wren and Kevin Crowe fought an almighty battle on St Stephens day to determine the real king of the birds.

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Local Resident Joseph Donnelly was once a pirate that sailed the south american seas. His Pirate name was Aaarchie...

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2012 was a very successful year for eligible bachelors in Kill Village, as the number of good looking women living in the village rose to 6.