UberFactsMinus

The most unimportantly false things you never knew.

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Thinking is for idiots.

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If you've never been raped, you can't say it's that bad.

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There's no "i" in tequila.

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Bananas like to dance.

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Cars are safe.

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You're not overweight if you never weigh yourself.

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Black guys never lose fights.

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He just bit his ear!!

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Beer and boxing go together like oil and water.

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If you hate pizza you probably don't have a soul.

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Real men are boys.

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Green is the color of the devil.

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When life throws you lemons, take adderall.

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Gay people are terrible at math.

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There's a football game at Katy Perry's concert today.

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Nolege is power.

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The faster you run, the easier it'll be for you to keep up with the Kardashians.

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The only thing harder than putting a duvet on a comforter is nothing.

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Vegetables are called "vegetables" because they generally stay on the table.

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The Great Wall of China is only visible to Chinese people.