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Really, who needs to Keep Up With The Kardashians when you can Keep Up With Me?

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Ghetto girls pity everything and everyone. "Yho I like your shoes, SHAME" "Oh my word, she is beautiful shame."

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You think air is free, until you buy a pack of Simba chips.

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Black parents will call you for the dumbest things. "Thami come here" *Thami comes* "Please take my foot and put it on top of the other"

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Jacob Zuma says, "I know what matrics are going through." this is obviously figurative.

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Menzi Ngubane smiles and it becomes an MTN advert.

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The dining table is just for decoration, black child. Nobody eats there.

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There are two types of males in the world. 1. Those that masturbate. 2. The liars that say they don't masturbate.

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Venda Pronunciations "Safe Journey" = "Save Johnny''

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South African spends a day in America and comes back talking like "Niggurrr whatch myean? I ain't African! Hear mah aksent?

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You invite black people to your braai and they bring lunch boxes instead of meat.

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Julius Malema once commented on a RUGBY match, "South Africa beat Namibia 84-5 ! Their GOAL KEEPER should be fired

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Some boys will wear dark sunglasses in church, then be blaming God later when they end up being welders

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It amazes me that people are afraid to talk in the exam room when the question clearly said "discuss"

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BADLUCK is when you go to a sangoma to help you charm a girl,only to find out that he's the girl's father

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If she doesn't pick ur calls, don't worry bro, just send her a text. "Honey, have you received the money" she'll call u back

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Cops be like "Y don't u have A/C in ur car? Under this hot sun, U want 2 kill urself? You're under arrest for attempting to commit suicide!"

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You know you're in the VIP section of friendzone if you go with her to stalk her boyfriend

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Studies have shown that during an examination, matric learners will use a calculator for 6+5 just to be "safe"

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Porn Titles be Extra AF! "Filthy young hot white slut takes monstrous cock from black man on a rainy day w/ the windows open"

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"Swerve" means "To avoid". People be using the shit irregularly. "I'm gonna make a sandwich, SWERVE" why would you avoid a sandwich?