Uber D. Goose

Gamer (sorry) - hot takes and animal pictures

[Uber D. Goose @UberGooseUS]

ill look back at this day, it was the turning point for the worst, i drove at 2 am in a lightning storm to get mcnuggets for a meme

[Uber D. Goose @UberGooseUS]

Posting this again because my experience is akin to Plato’s allegory of the cave, this site (X, the everything app) is so cooked and I didn’t even realize just how cooked until I stopped using it oh my fucking god

[onion person @CantEverDie]

we taught a chimpanzee to understand the american median voter and he hanged himself

[Uber D. Goose @UberGooseUS]

this site is dying and im posting on the other place, free yourself from the nazis and bots and shit

[Uber D. Goose @UberGooseUS]

I’m case you don’t know

[Uber D. Goose @UberGooseUS]

@KarlGerm Insane because like five MILLION people in Florida voted for not trump but fuck em because they live in the arbitrary bounds of a state

[derek guy @dieworkwear]

people were upset at masks and now you want everyone to show a birth certificate and social security card to buy cigarettes

[Uber D. Goose @UberGooseUS]

If your reaction to learning any new information is to ask chatgpt about it you exist as a very solid argument in favor of reeducation camps

[Uber D. Goose @UberGooseUS]

We can’t simply open the schools, we must force these people into them and hold their eyes open like in a clockwork orange

[Oliver Alexander @OAlexanderDK]

He has literally become everything he claimed George Soros was.

[Liv @Liv_Agar]

I am crying at "an honest gooner full of a love of life"

[chris person @Papapishu]

lol

[erica @lizprker]

meanwhile this is clark

[Uber D. Goose @UberGooseUS]

@Ganobrator @Metallama @Danilomgc lmao

[Uber D. Goose @UberGooseUS]

i mean yeah him being a felon, rapist, fascist, wannabe dictator, and failure of a businessman with a small dick, but the trivia man

[Uber D. Goose @UberGooseUS]

honestly fuck donald trump SPECIFICALLY because the trivia question of "what president served two non-consecutive terms" has a second far more dogshit answer

[Uber D. Goose @UberGooseUS]

this week's one piece chapter (1131) had me smiling from ear to ear literally the entire time, how does oda keep doing it?

[🟡 The tumboy 🟡 @TheTumboy]

Leftist Joe Rogan:

you ever think about if a chimp seized the means of production? those things are like crazy strong