Matt Winkelmann

Husband to Jody, father to Jack and Sam, bon vivant. Socially, a little left. Fiscally, to the right. Peeves: organ meats, conspiracy theorists and hypocrisy.

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@FoxNews Little known...the Amish love a presidential candidate that has a casual relationship with the seventh and ninth commandments.

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@MenInBlazers Effective use of the surrender cobra.

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@mlbtraderumors Couldn't they just hit a trash can to tell him about the offer?

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@TheSportsHernia With a faux Cajun accent

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@whitesox @DUDEwipes A+

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@RealJacobPerry Stay safe man. Hoping for the best for you and your family.

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@wapella @MerriamWebster Just listen, you'll hear it. Nails on a chalkboard.

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Hey @MerriamWebster, is there a way to stop people from misusing the word "verse" when speaking about two teams playing against one another in a sporting event?

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@wapella @MerriamWebster Yep, the youngs are saying "The Bears are playing verse the Packers". Rather than versus.

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@SluggoDoug First concert was The Plimsouls opening for The Tubes.

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@RadioMadison @altnation Great tune, vibes...keep spinning it please

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@NBCNews Lol. The source was John Barron.

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@BruceWolfChi He did know her, so maybe

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@USMNT Nice ratio

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@Unsilent Taken poorly

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@FOX19 Unsurprising. The car was in the woods, right?

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@GaryWoodland @espn @SportsCenter Pulling for you man. Go get 'em.

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@EasterbrookG That word generates clicks/views and takes longer to type on Twitter or a chyron than "there's a complex issue, we're going to just scare you instead".

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@arlenparsa So there's this book that might help explain it. It won't stop the stupid, but...@RadioFreeTom, good stuff

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@FoxNews That's an episode of Dukes of Hazzard.