Uber Shit Facts

Tweeting a mixture of obviously shit facts and shit obvious lies.

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In the UK, letters delivered by Royal Mail are not necessarily from the monarchy.

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Lava lamps don't actually contain lava.

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Your vagina is actually chainsaw proof.

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Your penis is actually fire proof.

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Contrary to popular belief, Sky TV is not just a channel showing blue sky and clouds.

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Staring at the sun is the best known cure for blind people

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Car indicators are purely for decoration

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A sneeze is actually your brain's orgasm.

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Bruce Springsteen is a licensed magician

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Inserting cocaine via the belly button is known to increase foot size.

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Justin Beiber is an accurate representation of most american lesbians.

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Some peanuts can be allergic to humans.

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Not sleeping before exams increases memory performance by almost 77%.

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“@UberFacts: The average speed of a man's orgasm is 28 miles per hour.” Which means its perfectly safe to hit a child.

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Potatoes can give you HIV.

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Eating glass will cure blindness.

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“@UberFacts: A whale's penis is called a "dork."” So you're a whale penis?

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Eating giraffe meat will increase your neck length.

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The South Pole is located in Scotland.

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Gandhi was made of pineapples.