Jake Smith

Husband.
Father.
Chubby.

[Jake Smith @UberSmitty]

“Never get too high with the highs and never get too low with the lows.” - Bill Cowher

[Jake Smith @UberSmitty]

@Alex_Kozora MVS

[Jake Smith @UberSmitty]

@castcrave Fucking finally. Can't believe it's taken this long!

[Jake Smith @UberSmitty]

I KNEW the Steelers would get out bid by the Chiefs. Oh well, guess it's Roman Wilson or bust....

[Adam Schefter @AdamSchefter]

Trade terms: 4 and 5 for Downs and a 7, per source.

[Jake Smith @UberSmitty]

@coachwags2 @gmfb @KyleBrandt Awful take.

[Jake Smith @UberSmitty]

@Almostretire I send my condolences. Sorry man. 🙏prayers and good vibes sent.

[Steelers B and G Nation @B_GNation1]

Worth noting.

Steelers Cam Heyward needs 5.5 more sacks to become only the third defensive tackle — and the 68th defensive player in NFL history — to reach the 100‑sack milestone.

[Archegos @ArchegosDan]

Truth, powerfully described.

[Jake Smith @UberSmitty]

@Dokuro_05 If there was no Bleach, there would be no JJK.

[🦃🍗Happy Beksgiving🍗🦃 @BeksWineWhiskey]

The dick, probably

[Bams @bamz_ao]

When a reporter asked Kanye West about the Israel - Palestine conflict:

“I got 14 kids dying every week in my city (Chicago) so talk to me about that”

[Drake Riggs @DrakeRiggs_]

Remember Ed "Short Fuse" Herman? Well, the man is a promoter of his own fight organization now. And a gym owner. And a longshoreman. But that's just been Ed's whole career: staying as busy as can be. My latest - @UncrownedCombat 👑

https://t.co/qtdEGo8PdA

[Todd Spence @Todd_Spence]

My favorite Rick James story is when Eddie Murphy arrived at James's house in Buffalo, NY to record the song "PARTY ALL THE TIME", it was supposed to be only for one weekend, but there was a massive snowstorm that caused Murphy to stay trapped for two weeks.

It was after two days Eddie realized Rick had a major drug problem. The biggest tell was Rick stating The Beatles had stolen some of his songs in the '60s (Rick was born in 1948), and while Eddie thought it was just Rick messing around, as the days progressed, Rick became adamant about the fact that he got robbed, naming "I Wanna Hold Your Hand" and "Ticket To Ride" specifically.

When the roads finally cleared and Eddie was leaving, Rick also claimed he was present when The Beatles shot their Abbey Road cover.

Charlie Murphy, who was also at Rick's house later said, "In Rick's mind, there were two types of people in the world: Rick James, and the people who were lucky enough to be in the same room as Rick James." lol

[Jake Smith @UberSmitty]

Adults that go to kids movies without a kid are fucking weird.

[Jake Smith @UberSmitty]

To the chiefs

[Adam Schefter @AdamSchefter]

Cowboys WR George Pickens is inactive today, per @toddarcher.

[Joe Rogan Podcast News @joeroganhq]

This is the funniest Steven Seagal story you'll hear today.

It's also the most Steven Seagal story you'll hear today.

cc: paulscheer

[Jake Smith @UberSmitty]

@NotJustFootball You spoiled it on @RichEisenShow. When know it's Mike T. 😂

[Joshua Reed Eakle 🗽 @JoshEakle]

When I first saw this clip, I thought she meant that Charlie Kirk has a favorite type of hot sauce and when she sees it, it reminds her of him.

But no, Charlie Kirk actually owned a hot sauce brand that Erika makes money from.

[Logan, in theory (tenmocorp canadian relations) @XS0NTREES]

yeah @SpanishLuvSongs fucking did it again

[Jake Smith @UberSmitty]

@MatthewBerryTMR Mac Jones