UberTumbleweed

opinions are mine, nothing official, I do not represent any employer

[UberTumbleweed @UberTumbleweed]

*CCs self on email*
*is pikachu-surprised to immediately receive an email*

[UberTumbleweed @UberTumbleweed]

I forgot it was burn baby burn season already.

[Gävlebocken @Gavlebocken]

Feeling baaa-mazing. ✨

[UberTumbleweed @UberTumbleweed]

It's the little things!

[UberTumbleweed @UberTumbleweed]

I love when I call a busy vendor with awful hold music, but the person who picks up is the person I needed to talk to (i.e., no hold!)

[UberTumbleweed @UberTumbleweed]

Making a pineapple pie for Shabbat lunch tomorrow. Now I just have to remember it exists at lunch time.

[UberTumbleweed @UberTumbleweed]

My windshield washer fluid stopped working. The back window was working fine. I freaked out then decided to be brave and see if I could YouTube a fix.

And it worked! I put on a YouTube video about the problem, and my washer fluid pump magically started working again!

[Amanda Deibert 🎃🧙 @amandadeibert]

Never stops being true

[UberTumbleweed @UberTumbleweed]

@CrissyKlapper Oh that's brilliant! Yeah, I could bring my own in my little roller suitcase. (If they're gonna make me hotdesk without a locker, I'm gonna bring my shit with me!)

[UberTumbleweed @UberTumbleweed]

Dammit, new office has no kettles and the microwaves aren't kosher to use (obviously, I did not expect or want a kosher one). But how am I supposed to get hot water for my daily noodles?!

[Frances *Deadly SoverAuntie* Danger @FrancesMFDanger]

IT'S INDIGENOUS PEOPLES DAY

[UberTumbleweed @UberTumbleweed]

My first day hotdesking has me at a desk with two big monitors plus my laptop screen, from one medium monitor. SPACE. So much space!

[UberTumbleweed @UberTumbleweed]

I can picture my cat doing this

[UberTumbleweed @UberTumbleweed]

Having junk haulers clean mom's stuff out of the garage today. It feels like shit. Seeing mom's hoard go is a bit like seeing mom go.

[UberTumbleweed @UberTumbleweed]

TFW your "16 nested IF statements" excel formula breaks

[Addison Peacock @Addison_Peacock]

Girls don’t want boys, girls want the pumpkin shaped La creuset cast iron cocotte

[UberTumbleweed @UberTumbleweed]

I have a S23 Ultra. My work phone is an iPhone 8.

I keep losing the work phone in my pocket because it's so tiny!

[UberTumbleweed @UberTumbleweed]

@CharlieFenton2 @deathbybadger Accommodations for time blindness could also be things like regular check ins and tasks with definable parts that each have their own smaller deadlines. It's not just "being late is allowed".

[UberTumbleweed @UberTumbleweed]

@Ballpit_Gangsta I just picked that up Friday to read!

[UberTumbleweed @UberTumbleweed]

@beadagainstfash @IBJIYONGI Especially if you need perfume-free products. I have to search out and pay for clinical grade hand sani these days, or suffer asthma and migraines.