Mister E

Bonafide @Uber driver. These stories are all true and my own. #Fahrvergnügen

[Mister E @UberType40]

These fine people keep thinking all my Uber tales are hypothetical, but no, these things all actually happened. Most here in this feed.

[Mister E @UberType40]

Omgosh. Just had the most invigorating 12 min conversation with a St. Mary’s University undergrad on the subject of neurobiology. Definitely got her Snapchat so we can continue the conversation later.

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Been a while...

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Generally riders have been great since Halloween.

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Nice chap on the spectrum, but the body odor almost made me gag. #nohyperbole

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Offered a homeless lady who didn't look too bad a ride. She declined.

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Awesome Uber Night!! 🤑

[Mister E @UberType40]

Ubering is off the chain this weekend bc of eclipse tourists!!

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Drove a preggo escort.

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First Uber trip that's taken me to Seguin.

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First time a rider through up multiple times, but left no mess behind. I was hoping for a huge payoff. 🚫💲💰

[Mister E @UberType40]

Drove a 21 y/o girl who had never eaten processed or fast food her entire life. Co-worker offered her Hot Cheetos for her first time and she had to throw up.

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Woman I drove to Austin was subtly and respectfully dropping a hint and flirting with me. But I wasn't in a biting mood.

[Mister E @UberType40]

Last night I carried a gorgeous girl to her house. It was her 21st birthday.

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Drove an 18 y/o girl who could've been a character straight out of Euphoria.

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Drove the gf of the only Costa Rican currently in the minor leagues.

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Drove a couple migrants escaping Russia. Been is US for only 5 days, but had a long journey through Turkey, Columbia, and Mexico.

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Cuban woman. Crazy fast Spanish to my ears.

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Late last night just before I was gonna quit driving I got a ride from UTSA to Austin airport. I was tired af and it was torture. The Indian passenger did appreciate beats in AURORA music though.

[Mister E @UberType40]

Just had to pull over for a 22 yr old (to chuck) who only drank 1 beer. Recently being diagnosed with leukemia could be a factor.

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Yesterday had a great trip with a girl twerking in my vehicle.