Entitled Uber Rider

Drive me far, charge me pennies and keep the bottled water flowing. I deserve it.

[Entitled Uber Rider @Uber_Entitled]

Dinner: $140 + tip

12 mile Uber ride home: $13.45

Blank look on driver's face when I do the No-Tip Slither out of car: priceless

[Entitled Uber Rider @Uber_Entitled]

This company is such a blatant fucking scam, it should be illegal. Naturally, I love it. #ViaMoment

[Via @ridewithvia]

This morning, a father and daughter got into my Via. Daughter points at me. Dad says, "Yes, we have company. We're sharing." Daughter yells out, "We're sharing our happiness!!"

Tweet us with the hashtag #ViaMoment to share your ride stories!

[Entitled Uber Rider @Uber_Entitled]

@nyctaxi think @Lyft and @juno have enough vehicles yet?
@idg

[Entitled Uber Rider @Uber_Entitled]

This is deep

[Uber @Uber]

Opportunity is everywhere. Like here. Where you can move one step closer to your ambitions.

[Entitled Uber Rider @Uber_Entitled]

I found one more person who’s definitely going to Hell. 👇 https://t.co/cmsn7jUuaK

[Dara Kerr @darakerr]

Uber is showing some love to its drivers with its new app. "Drivers are the heart of our service. But along the way, we lost sight of that," CEO Dara Khosrowshahi says https://t.co/IDwyPdC8Ck

[Entitled Uber Rider @Uber_Entitled]

How brave.

Then tell us again how great Uber has been for everyone.

#bum https://t.co/chsLKYTdAR

[Josh Mohrer @joshmohrer]

I am "calling for a total and complete shutdown of" gun sales in "the United States until our country's representatives can figure out what the hell is going on" #enough #MarchForOurLives

[Entitled Uber Rider @Uber_Entitled]

The "dreamers" in jeopardy of being kicked out: best people ever

The immigrant Uber drivers I stiff every single day: not people

#SaveDACA

[Entitled Uber Rider @Uber_Entitled]

Dinner: $140 + tip

12 mile Uber ride home: $13.45

Blank look on driver's face when I do the No-Tip Slither out of car: priceless

[Entitled Uber Rider @Uber_Entitled]

Hahahahahahaha https://t.co/sXlqDK4AbD

[dara khosrowshahi @dkhos]

American immigrants have gone on to do amazing things -- they've becoming inventors, activists, even CEOs. That's why I stand #WithDREAMers all across the United States. #WeAreAllDreamers

[Entitled Uber Rider @Uber_Entitled]

@raysabatin1 Was offered nothing. Almost like he hated me.

Happy Thanksgiving brother.

[Entitled Uber Rider @Uber_Entitled]

Uber is the online poker of the transportation industry

[Entitled Uber Rider @Uber_Entitled]

Translation:

Dear London: we have no conscience. We do horrible things to people who put trust in us. Then we apologize when punished. https://t.co/WHw0ls8764

[dara khosrowshahi @dkhos]

Dear London: we r far from perfect but we have 40k licensed drivers and 3.5mm Londoners depending on us. Pls work w/us to make things right

[Entitled Uber Rider @Uber_Entitled]

My driver did offer me lemon with my bottled water, but in the form of a wedge. I prefer a wheel. Where's the luck? 2 stars.

[Entitled Uber Rider @Uber_Entitled]

Once again, Thirsty Thursday has turned into Wet Fart Friday. Perhaps Uber Pool wasn't the wisest choice.

[Entitled Uber Rider @Uber_Entitled]

Pretty sure my driver, let's call him Haji, is enjoying my rundown of every fantasy player's performance for each of the 4 leagues I'm in.

[Entitled Uber Rider @Uber_Entitled]

It's called Uber Pool because autocorrect changed it from Uber Poor.

[Entitled Uber Rider @Uber_Entitled]

The "dreamers" in jeopardy of being kicked out: best people ever

The immigrant Uber drivers I stiff every single day: not people

#SaveDACA

[Entitled Uber Rider @Uber_Entitled]

New Uber CEO is from Expedia, which charges fair prices for transportation. This is my nightmare.

[Entitled Uber Rider @Uber_Entitled]

I could get a smoother ride in a wheelbarrow than in the back of this Volt. 1 star.

[Entitled Uber Rider @Uber_Entitled]

You should see the look I get from behind the counter when I ask for my White Castle burgers medium rare

[Entitled Uber Rider @Uber_Entitled]

Bonus feature of Uber Pool- by the time I actually get to the bar it's last call. Nothing less expensive than not being able to order.