Ubernizer 🪐

sapiosexual | respect and loyalty means everything | sarcastic af | pls follow back

[Ubernizer 🪐 @Ubernizer_]

She finally visited a customer that has been asking her out for a long time and he left her fighting for her life.
She couldn’t feel her legs anymore

[Ubernizer 🪐 @Ubernizer_]

@vai1kai Yes pls I’m following back immediately

[Ubernizer 🪐 @Ubernizer_]

@vai1kai I active like werey

[BIG HYCE @thehyce]

Some people want their position back in your life but don’t want to take responsibility for the actions that caused them to lose it.

[EJE♎️ @Sunnylee_11]

Apparently a woman will h8te you for not asking her out if she likes you.

[rizz @2trizz]

pussy with a little precum dripping down...>>>>>

[Oluwatobi 🛐💙 @Olamide22934866]

In the words of John Wooden Do not let what you can not do interfere with what you can do. It’s easy to become distracted by limitations, but progress comes from focusing on the strengths, resources, and opportunities already within your reach. Build with what you have today. The bridge to tomorrow is often made from the tools you already possess. 🧱✨”

[THE PROPERTY MAN #RealEstateInLagos @thomas_kolapo]

A homeless dog walked into a veterinary clinic, lifted its injured paw, and silently asked for help.

They understood.

Sometimes kindness requires no language, just a heart willing to care. 🐾❤️

[𝕆.𝔾_𝕗𝕣𝕒𝕟𝕜𝕪🛰 @franky_da_1st]

I was watching straight porn but a gay porn was recommended so I clicked on it and then everything was different.

i used to watch only pov straight porn because i was so scared of looking at the guy because that was gay and i was straight.

So i eventually ventured over there and started questioning my sexuality.

I honestly wish i didn't start admiring guys, but it is what it is and it takes up too much of my time thinking of it.

What should I do??

[AngelAlicia💕 @machalagun]

What I can say is stay hydrated ladies 🏃‍♂️🏃‍♂️

[Kharis @kharis_micheal]

A cheating woman will accuse you of everything she’s guilty of.

[Bιɢɢєѕт Tєє🤭 @tiannah_tee]

Ever ridden a guy so well he begged for his life?

[Veron @Veronwg]

Wish i never started this masturbation shit

[Lucky Star ✨ @Luckystar5gx]

Bruno Fernandes 🪄✨😬

[kiira🫦 @kiirakhan]

My boyfriend says I have a magic pussy because he always finishes super fast and he says he's never had that with anyone else before. The first time we had sex (he took my virginity) I literally slid down on him fully for the first time and he immediately pulled me off….

[Ubernizer 🪐 @Ubernizer_]

@sa10nee It shall be unto you according to your faith

[Ubernizer 🪐 @Ubernizer_]

She finally visited a customer that has been asking her out for a long time and he left her fighting for her life.
She couldn’t feel her legs anymore

[Ubernizer 🪐 @Ubernizer_]

@anotherprofesor I don learn something today

[Ubernizer 🪐 @Ubernizer_]

@franky_da_1st He explains avoiding direct views of men in POV straight porn previously to stay straight, but now regrets the shift as it occupies much of his mental energy.

[Ubernizer 🪐 @Ubernizer_]

@Ghost91ne Na why him be boo of the booless

[Ubernizer 🪐 @Ubernizer_]

@E4ICDIE4_2 Which movie is this?

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@EfEzInO0 See head 😂😂