Aldo

I look like other fat guys, but sound like similar fat guys.

[Aldo @Ubetterdont]

@MountainDew What about Dew Mexico, Dew Hampshire, Dew York and Mountaina?

[Aldo @Ubetterdont]

@pepsi I'd like to suggest two other options.
1. Phantom Menace cans
2. Pop Culture game bottle caps.
Loved both of them

[Aldo @Ubetterdont]

@MountainDew Comment

[Aldo @Ubetterdont]

@OfficialFritos 3. As in the number of bags I'll need to get through the weekend

[Aldo @Ubetterdont]

Every time I see this poster at work it reminds me of @iamjohnoliver

@LastWeekTonight
#safetynerd

[Aldo @Ubetterdont]

@budweiserusa Randy Johnson game-worn bird explosion jersey.

[Aldo @Ubetterdont]

@Doritos Heisenberg?

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@MountainDew @Seal @iambeckyg Sealy Dan

[Aldo @Ubetterdont]

@MountainDew @budlight 🎵 Ba da Dew, Dew Dew Dew Dew Dew Dew, Dew Dew Dew 🎵

[Aldo @Ubetterdont]

@MountainDew Throw'em this way!!!

[Aldo @Ubetterdont]

#monsterjam #kansascity

[Cards Against Humanity @CAH]

This Black Friday, give the gift of a real potato covered in dozens of real diamonds. Available exclusively at https://t.co/S1yXY46UYZ.

[Aldo @Ubetterdont]

@CAH The best time of the year.

[Aldo @Ubetterdont]

@MountainDew @VooDewGrim 👻🎃 🍬 🧹 🍎

[Aldo @Ubetterdont]

@BWWings My wife lives off your fried pickles and curds, so the $55 will do us well.
#55DaysofBDubs #Contest

[Aldo @Ubetterdont]

@MountainDew Dew better

[Aldo @Ubetterdont]

@MountainDew Preferably in a can, but my favorite smell on this planet is the smell inside of an empty Mountain Dew bottle.

[Aldo @Ubetterdont]

@Skittles Pork chop flavored Skittles.

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#fevergamenight

[Aldo @Ubetterdont]

@SleeperHQ any chance you could increase the character limit on team names to 30? Love the app, but I need to peacock, and can't with 25.