Ubiquitous Takes

Posting my takes on everything (likely into the abyss). Jokes.

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Dolphins fans will rue this day within five years

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mike mcdaniel took a broken and subpar roster with a subpar QB and took them to the post season twice in 4 years. the first loss he had to start a 7th round rookie and the next year they lost to the champs at home. sure there’s plenty of problems but he needed more time #PhinsUp

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remember his name #worldcup

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@D1__JW we love you j dub

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@TimJDillon love you and hope you’re doing well. it’s tough out here but please don’t don’t do anything to hurt yourself. reach out to friends and family.

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why they releasing the epstein files like it’s a game of thrones season

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@Coach_Addae let’s get it coach!

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@chargers signed a sad phins fan

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@chargers this is so upsetting as a dolphins fan. yeah you guys may have 50% more delay of games but you’re about to see such an electric and fun offense

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the pro bowl has never been more fraudulent #NFL

[Viva La Stool @VivaLaStool]

“I don’t hate this Patriots team at all. Mike Vrabel is likeable, Drake Maye is very likeable, the no name defense… It’s just the fan base. The fans don’t deserve it” -@BFW

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@KSeastead @Coach_JayGruden that’s what i’m saying wtf is going on

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#DrakeDilfer

[Dante Koplowitz-Fleming @DanteKopFlem]

Fewest points scored in the Wild Card, Divisional, and Conference Championship Games en route to a Super Bowl appearance:

54 - 2025 Patriots
61 - 2000 Ravens
68 - 2007 Giants

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@brian_mazz61408 @AM_Star5 i’m actually a dolphins fan but you’re actually dumb as hell 😂😂😂

[Steelers J. Trump @Pigskin_Papi]

As always, the CHEATING Patriots had a CAKEWALK to the Super Bowl, and still got help from the CROOKED REFS to get there. Easiest schedule, cursed Chargers, CJ Stroud, and now Jarrett Stidham handed them wins. Drake Maye is NOT MVP, and Handjob Bob Kraft should be IN JAIL!

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why is michael strahan still involved in football

[Buffalo Sports Talk @BUFSportsTalk]

Drake Maye in the Playoffs:

33/56 (58.9%)
674 Total Yards (224/G)
4 TD : 4 TO 😈
19 PUNTS 🔥

Drake “The Schedule” Maye strikes again.

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HOW ON EARTH IS THAT A CATCH YOU HAVE TO SURVIVE THE FALL OMG #cooperkupp #NFCChampionship

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Drake Maye helping the New England Patriots get to the Super Bowl

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@schadjoe no belief in jonah?

[GhettoGronk @ghetto_gronk]

The Patriots’ path to the Super Bowl:

- #1 easiest strength of schedule
- Playoff Justin Herbert
- 4 INT CJ Stroud
- Jarrett Stidham in a snow globe