UBOCHI

Medical Doctor || ChelseaFC || Politics

[𝓹 🇦🇷 @Dboyypraise]

If na you FIFA write script for say make you score freekick from bench, you fit do ham???

[fortune yongosi @fortuneyongosi8]

"You look happier"
Thanks I don chop my savings

[Diary of a Female Surgery Resident @drhephzibah1]

l heard of someone whose trainers kept saying wasn't ready for fellowship for many years.

He went to another centre for 6 months and those trainers signed him for exams that he'soverqualified.

He went and passed in both colleges.

He's the one who finished earliest in the history of that specialty in that centre.

[Rishit 🇵🇹 @Rishit_sayss]

Sex is good but have you ever scrolled through twitter after a Ronaldo stinker and a Messi masterclass

[𝙺 𝙻 𝙰 𝚄 𝚂🧛‍♂️ @k_laus1]

When I'm shopping and I run into a black shirt with no brands or logos

[ꪊꪜꫀડꫝ (اویش ) @itsmeuv10]

One and only GOAT 🐐
Leo Messi ☠️

[‏ً @oluwatxsinn]

to guide.

[mahrukh @parhloumahrukh]

pro tip: send a risky text in the morning to reduce your screen timing

[JADON @whopls_]

I'd ghost you.
Regret it later.
Think about you.
But will never reach out to you again.

[323 @Ggod323]

i swear my consequences don't even have actions

[A very mad person. @ibroheemistall]

6th month of the year and no big win yet 💔

[Dr Kelechi Okoro | Ebonyi Babe @healthertainer]

Nigerian doctors’ Salary across board is ridiculous.

House officer o
Residents o
Consultants o
Medical officers o

All Nigerian doctors. Selah.

Olodo uprising 1
Nigerian doctors 0

[.5🎀 @heydika5]

guiding na the new self defense, if you like de learn taekwondo.

[UBOCHI @UbochiMD]

@egi_nupe I agree

[Foundational Nupe Lawyer @egi_nupe]

Atiku should have stayed in PDP
Obi should have stayed in Labour Party

[𝑭𝒍𝒂𝒎𝒆𝒔🐦‍🔥 @flames_collins]

Kids: “Mummy our teacher asked us to write down the names of any rivers we know”

Temi: “River Jordan”

Mr Eazi:

[re•Zorø @King0fhell_]

I enter Bybit, I no sabi how to operate am again

[Dr Mohammad Usman Suleiman @mohagirei]

NARD WARNS OF IMMINENT STRIKE OVER PROTRACTED CALL MEAL DISPUTE IN LUTH, DEMANDS URGENT FEDERAL INTERVENTION

The Nigerian Association of Resident Doctors (NARD) expresses grave concern over the persistent failure of the Management of the Lagos University Teaching Hospital (LUTH) to resolve the long-standing issue of call meals for resident doctors, despite repeated complaints.

[ilymjsyk @g4na_xo]

Una suppose don start dump, wetin happen?