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[MrBlack™ @KE_MrBlack]

Learned that women only ask men they don’t like for money. So nowadays if you hit me up for cash… instant block

[Moriö @tebogstaT]

There’s no reason to be a good man, females only remember the bad shit you did to them.

[Moriö @tebogstaT]

You can be stressed about how you’re going to cover your bills for the month, and your girl will still ask you for wings.

[𝑻𝒉𝒆 𝑺𝒂𝒍𝒕 𝑶𝒇 𝑻𝒉𝒆 𝑬𝒂𝒓𝒕𝒉 @Shadaya_Knight]

The economy is so messed up, you'll be sitting thinking you're reckless with money and yet all you did was buy some groceries 😭

[𝑻𝒉𝒆 𝑺𝒂𝒍𝒕 𝑶𝒇 𝑻𝒉𝒆 𝑬𝒂𝒓𝒕𝒉 @Shadaya_Knight]

Why is a striker who scores many goals like Harry Kane celebrated, whilst a sh!tty goalkeeper who lets in goals like Onana is disliked?

[Vusi.Mz🦉🇿🇦🇫🇷 @YouDunnoVusi]

It’s actually crazy how nicely women can mask their brokenness through “if he want to he will” tagline . Whole time she just didn’t have money for the uber to get to the date lmfao😭😭😭😭😭

[BEDROOM MEDIA @BEDROOMMEDIAA]

Folks should stop betting on karma 😂

[Vusi.Mz🦉🇿🇦🇫🇷 @YouDunnoVusi]

Ay voetsek

[Tolu Lope👑🤟🏽 @_iamtolulope]

This girl spent an entire last weekend with me and she didn’t received a single call. Lmaooo she thinks I’m new to the game

[Man’s NOT Barry Roux @AdvoBarryRoux]

Two adults are in love but one has to send money to prove it.

[Sinamile Qhawekazi @SthuliSkandabah]

I literally get re-pissed about situations when I think about them again🥹

[Nithya Shri @Nithya_Shrii]

Everytime I manage getting through another tragedy alone… the less I want to connect with people.

[N’wa Mucanyi 🫶🏾 @KhananiShingan1]

POV: PayDay

02h00 “Capitec Money In +R15 000,00 into savings account. Ref. Salary. Avail. R14 998.50.”

02h05 “Debit Paid to Volkswagen Durban -R4500,00 Ref. 5537902. Avail. R10 498.50.”

02h10 “Payment Successful -R1500.00 Car Insurance. Ref. MiWay. Avail. R8 998.50.”

02h15 “-R900 Paid to WiFi. Avail. R8 098.50.”

02h20 “Capitec Loan -R1000 was paid to CapfinLoanSA. Avail. R7 098.50.”

06h00 “Dear tenants please do not forget to pay the rent (R2500.00) before 08h00am - Mastende.” Avail. R4 498.50.

07h00 “Dear Mr T Mkhize, -R1500 was deducted from your account to pay for Child Support, regards SASSA Child Care Center.” Avail. R2 998.50.

07h50 “Hey babes don’t forget to send me the R1500 you promised me ❤️” Avail. R1 498.00.

08h00 Group Chat: “Guys don’t forget today sihlanganisa amaR500 for umgcwabo ka Aunt Nelly.” Avail. R998.00.

09h00 “WeMzala ungakhohlwa phela loya R400 engangikcele wona last week.” Avail. R598.00.

Petrol: Quarter tank -R500. Avail. R98.00.

this is someone’s life 😭

[Ta Khanki @saider_mx]

You are not a zodiac sign, uyi kaka yomntu.

[𝑻𝒉𝒆 𝑺𝒂𝒍𝒕 𝑶𝒇 𝑻𝒉𝒆 𝑬𝒂𝒓𝒕𝒉 @Shadaya_Knight]

If your girlfriend wants your compliments she sends you the pictures NOT putting them on status

[Nkunzi Ebomvu 🐂 @babaMbatha_]

Yaze yathula ibrazo…😅😅🙌🏽

[thami @thamieverywhere]

nizoshada kudala nina.

[Wow, He’s Tsonga! @_aboihasnoname]

Guys you can't fix a relationship everyday, phuma s'ngene. 🙏🏾

[Man’s NOT Barry Roux @AdvoBarryRoux]

Restaurants owners in South Africa should decide whether they want to hire workers or start cooking for customers themselves. Customers cannot keep being expected to pay workers through tips. Those employees work for the restaurant, not for us.

[𝑻𝒉𝒆 𝑺𝒂𝒍𝒕 𝑶𝒇 𝑻𝒉𝒆 𝑬𝒂𝒓𝒕𝒉 @Shadaya_Knight]

When the money finally comes, don't forget your parents.