Udit Gupta

Enthusiastic to learn about startups and discuss movies, climate change and mostly anything | Analytics @BCG | Occasionally found at Gyms and libraries

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@TheOnion apni gaand ka zor lagakar bhi yeh nahi likh sakta.

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Cow lounging on a beach (Gokarna, January 2025)

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My online newspaper vendor is out in the mountains for a trek.
Can't be mad for not being able to read a newspaper.
Have fun, king ❤️

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why Taylor's latest album has divided opinions even amongst the most loyal fans and the latest vacation of Veer Pahadiya and Tara Sutaria (funny that their surnames rhyme so well) to Italy brought back all this and more.

Let me get back to reading more haha!

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Read Delhi Times after ages today. Used to religiously devour every news on this tabloid back in the day.

Reading it today because Vande bharat does not offer Indian Express sadly was a great exercise in nostalgia.

1/n

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knowing full well how voyeuristic it was and still is. Yet I couldn't put it back. Hell, I used to be so embarassed of reading it that I used to say I always start my newspaper with sports move to economics and end at page 1.

Devouring it today to know
3/n

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Huge win for the bald men community w Baldcaraz winning the US open.

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Baldcaraz dialled the fuck in because he defeated Monica Belluci 😭

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Rey Mysterio

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Italian photographer Ray Giubilo with a one-in-a-million shot of Jasmine Paolini at the US Open 👻

(via raygiubilo/IG)

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Only 90s kids will get this.
"This" here definitely didn't refer to more than 2 men's grand slams. 😭

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Date idea: We scroll through each other's twitter bookmarks.

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I felt god in the C̶h̶i̶l̶l̶i̶'s̶ stadium last night

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Talking to an AI is ike talking to an extremely smart Mensa-IQed kid.
"Should I do this extremely valuable change that may end up revolutionizing your output and saving you hours of manual work?"
"Yes my boy. And get yourself a chocolate while you are at it"

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@JapneetRai Makes way more sense haha

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Went to a friend's birthday where I knew no one else.
Ended the night with an invitation to a wedding in February (not my friend's).
Peak human experience. :')

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Phone autocorrected "Mystery aura" to "Mystery aurat" when I was talking to an aurat.
Both fit tremendously well

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@beginnerslak Extremely sad to announce that this is SBI

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Capitalism rarely works but the rare instances that it does is indeed beautiful.
I had swiggy coupons from my credit card reward points which combined with coupon available on the swiggy app helped make an order above 300 to be worth 140 only.
Small wins