Chi_baby

Medical Doctor || Data Analyst || Chef. Food page on IG @drchefchi

[Chi_baby @UdohChinenye]

2023 log of books. I currently have no reading goal for the year because I anticipate a busy year so let’s see how it goes.

1. The light we carry - Michelle Obama

2. Black girls must die exhausted- Jayne Allen

3. Black girls must be magic - Jayne Allen

[Yegor @yegormethod]

my dad was a fucking rocket engineer who taught me something that made me RICH

wasn't some soft ass "believe in yourself" bs

it was QUICK MATH (keep reading it's saucy)

this man ran calculations for missile trajectories in the military. could tell you impact coordinates in his head while other guys needed computers. but he'd say "close enough is better than perfect too late"

"347 divided by 45? about 7. move the fuck on."

he'd make me calculate brutal equations instantly. not perfectly. INSTANTLY. because in real situations perfect math gets you killed while you're calculating

meanwhile you common folk are sitting with your calculator app making sure you got the EXACT answer while opportunities are flying past at 1000mph

this is why you're easy to kill in business...

you're trying to be PRECISE when you need to be FAST

business decision? you want 22 spreadsheets and three consultants' opinions. your competitor already launched, failed, pivoted, and is banking while you're on slide 73 of your market analysis like some soft as baby shit analyst

pricing your service? you're researching statistics for weeks. just pick a fucking number that scares you and TEST IT. wrong? change it tomorrow. you lost one day not six months.

"but what if i'm wrong?"

YOU WILL BE WRONG YOU FUCKING MORON

difference is i'm wrong in 5 seconds and correct in 10. you're still thinking about maybe being wrong next year while i'm already counting money

my first agency? picked price out of thin air. $5k/month felt insane. someone paid instantly. raised to $10k next day. then $20k. found the ceiling in 3 weeks.

you would've surveyed 100 people and ended up at $2k because that's what the statistics said was "reasonable"

quick math beats perfect math EVERY FUCKING TIME

hiring? meet them, trust your gut, done. "but what about background checks..." shut up. you know in 10 minutes if someone's solid or soft as baby shit. everything else is corporate theater.

launching products? ship at 70% and fix it live. "but what if..." what if you die waiting for perfect? at least i'm getting paid while fixing bugs instead of perfecting something nobody wants.

here's what overthinking really is: FEAR dressed up as intelligence

you're not being thorough. you're being a PUSSY, you want spreadsheets to blame when shit fails instead of owning your decisions like someone who isn't easy to kill

fuck your process.

347 divided by 45? about 7

should i hire this broad? she seems hungry? hired.

should i fire this client? they annoy me? gone.

should i raise prices? feeling poor? doubled.

CLOSE ENOUGH IS GOOD ENOUGH

perfect is for common folk who die with perfect plans. done is for killers who die with results.

i watch people spend 6 months on business plans that are worthless the second reality hits. my business plan was "make money." took 2 seconds. still works.

you know what matters? VELOCITY not accuracy.

100 decisions at 70% accuracy beats 10 decisions at 95% accuracy. because those 100 decisions taught you what actually works while your statistics are still theoretical

my competitors still calculating unit economics while i've tested 20 offers and found the one that prints. they have better spreadsheets. i have better everything else.

quick math principle applies to everything:

relationships? you know in 10 seconds if a broad is worth your time. stop needing 6 months of data to "be sure"

investments? thesis makes sense and founder isn't soft? send it. your due diligence is just procrastination with a fancy name

opportunities? someone offers you something that could work? say yes figure it out later. "but the statistics say..." statistics are for people easy to kill

here's the truth: your best educated guess RIGHT NOW beats your perfect answer NEVER

because while you're calculating, killers are DOING. while you're analyzing statistics, they're creating them. while you're planning, they're already celebrating.

347 divided by 45?

about 7.

good enough.

NEXT.

that's the yegor method. quick math. violent execution. adjust on the fly.

everything else is mental masturbation that common folk use to feel smart while staying broke

my dad could calculate missile impacts in his head but knew "close enough" beats "perfect too late"

a "close enough" nuke skill decimates a city. a nuke that never launches does ZERO

now make that fucking decision you've been sitting on. your gut already knows. stop pretending you need more data.

study the yegor method.

[UnfilteredLife @unfiltered8o]

Website where you can do many courses for free.

Gone are the days people say they have passion for something but don’t have the money to pay to learn.

Do not hesitate to ask any question (s) in the comment section.

You are welcome 🤗

[HALO | CAREER SPECIALIST @Halosznn_]

I spent my whole weekend working on this.

So here are 500 email templates for your next job applications, broken down by roles

Plus:
• A “before you send” checklist
• What NOT to do (with real examples)
• The formula behind every subject line and opener
• Industry-specific numbers to plug into your CV

This is the thing nobody is giving away for free but I am 💗

You’re welcome 💗
https://t.co/MWzhwSE83b

[Michael Taiwo @AskMichaelTaiwo]

This is the letter that caused the reversal of the travel ban for physicians.

It was addressed to both the Secretaries of State (in charge of US embassies) and Department of Homeland Security (USCIS).

The reversal covers BOTH those outside and inside.

[Chi_baby @UdohChinenye]

@nkereuwxm 🤦🏽‍♀️🤦🏽‍♀️

[Chi_baby @UdohChinenye]

Don’t let your job ruin your gym schedule

[Chi_baby @UdohChinenye]

@grok screenshot?

[Chi_baby @UdohChinenye]

I’m actually so good at what I do and the next slides will prove this.

[Chi_baby @UdohChinenye]

This could be you as well. The year isn’t out yet, so join us this October and start the process of being your best self yet. We have 4-12 weeks programs just for you. Link in bio or comment “October”

[Chi_baby @UdohChinenye]

Even the weight loss surgery accusations are not spared. This is my best compliment ever lol.

[Chi_baby @UdohChinenye]

More is lost with indecision than wrong decision

[Chi_baby @UdohChinenye]

I wish I bought like a 1000 pieces of my perfume in 2015 when it was still cheap.

[Peter Obi @PeterObi]

The unfortunate and dishonourable drama witnessed in Ibom Air has again brought to the fore the double standards in our lives and the inadequacies of our various security operatives in acting decently and in a civilised manner.

I want to start by sincerely apologising to the Ibom Air crew who were assaulted by Miss Comfort Emmanson. We must, as a society, learn and uphold good conduct, as it is a true measure of success and decent living.

However, I must equally strongly condemn the dehumanising treatment meted out to this young woman. Stripping her publicly was not only unnecessary but also represents the height of rascality and abuse by our agencies. It is unacceptable that she was hurriedly taken to court and remanded, while someone who visibly held a plane from taking off and put hundreds of lives at risk is still at large, with government agencies and some state officials speaking up for him to be forgiven.

This case is not just about one young woman, it is about the double standards that poison our justice system. Justice in Nigeria must never be about who is poor or powerless versus who has influence or access to government officials.

While Ms. Comfort Emmanson is in jail, the other offender who committed a more severe offence has not been held to the same standard. He has neither been arrested nor arraigned in any court.

We must build a country where justice is fair, equal, and not selective, especially against women who are seen to be weaker. This young lady’s offence does not compare to the crimes committed daily by those parading themselves as “excellencies” while looting public funds without consequence, and yet they have not been stripped or dehumanised in the name of justice.

We must end this selective treatment of the poor or less privileged. If justice must be served, it should be served to all, and it must be served fairly. The Minister of Aviation and other relevant authorities owe the public an explanation for these double standards in their adjudication.
Justice must be just, or it is nothing at all.

The rule of law based on justice for all must remain the guidepost of our democracy.

A new Nigeria is POssible. -PO

[Nkereuwem @nkereuwxm]

We have a cover🐍

THE BONE RIVER is an urban fantasy set in a Calabar where necromancers, river deities and magicians rule over a supernatural community on the brink of war.

Out in August 2025 from @phoenixbyouida

Cover art by the amazing Jessica Louis

See you very soon.

[Chi_baby @UdohChinenye]

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