Bob Uecker

This has no official affiliation with Bob Uecker, just the things I hear while listening to the game at work. Tweet the things you hear from Ueck to @ueckersays

[Bob Uecker @UeckerSays]

We could put the pizza restaurant on the roof and have it delivered down by dumb waiter. #dudeisonfire

[Bob Uecker @UeckerSays]

Fujikawa will own a pizza restaurant where a meme performs outside.

[Bob Uecker @UeckerSays]

Everyone thought the batting helmets were too big but just took some getting used to… Like the first time I wore a dress.

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I have never seen that in my entire life. He threw it anyway, and it rolled over there like a wet napkin. #Brewers #knockincoversoff

[Bob Uecker @UeckerSays]

I could put that thing (Vuvuzela) where he could blow it, but he wouldn't be able to see it. #Uecker #Brewers #PNCPark

[Bob Uecker @UeckerSays]

It's definitely a hedgehog. I know that sound well. I took out one of those screamers.

[Bob Uecker @UeckerSays]

Could be the mating call of the boxitoni hedgehog which they use determine when winter comes around here

[Bob Uecker @UeckerSays]

My backside is getting a little frosty. The air conditioning is on in this booth.

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And a right hander is up in the #Brewers bullpen. I think it's Cameron Loe. I can see his head over the wall out there

[Bob Uecker @UeckerSays]

"Clint has the worst seat in the house to call any play. Umpires has no friends" #Uecker

[Bob Uecker @UeckerSays]

"A ball hits you in the foots like that, your shoe size changes instantly" #uecker

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[Bob Uecker @UeckerSays]

Doug Melvin will be there (golf). He's got a hard job. He holds the ball while I hit it.

[Bob Uecker @UeckerSays]

@Jockey underwear. Stay cool all summer long. Don't wear clothes, just Jockey.

[Bob Uecker @UeckerSays]

few empty seats. They're here, just didn't make it out of the parking lot. Probably still tailgating.

[Bob Uecker @UeckerSays]

Uecker: "Pat, we got to get you in there (sausage race) Joe: "He's more of an endurance runner right?" Uecker: "He goes both ways...running"

[Bob Uecker @UeckerSays]

Leisurely day for the sausage race. Pretty slow.

[Bob Uecker @UeckerSays]

After he stung me, I pulled that stinger out and re-attached it to him.

[Bob Uecker @UeckerSays]

I usually get here by 5:30 for a day game. Gives me time to get my heavy workout in. Then cut the grass. This morning I got stung by a bee