Uffda Jen

A Minneapolis girl living in a St Louis world! Gin-eyerolls-awkward-shenanigans-snark-shaking my iced coffee-casual mentions of One Direction.

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I came home tipsy from the bar and the cathole tried to convince me that his reliable automatic feeder somehow failed. So now we are standing in the kitchen as I eat a fruit-by-the-foot and he glares at me

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Everyone at the Forest Park Forever lunch looked elegant and sophisticated.

I wore a homemade porch goose hat.

Not a goose hat. A porch goose hat. There’s a difference.

Whilst others served garden party chic, I served “Midwestern front porch icon with seasonal outfit changes.”

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Goodbye rainy and sunny Charlotte!

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Booked my flight back to Minnesota for the State Fair. Priorities.

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@jcloveslykn I have that too! In LA I was next to Est for their fanmeet. So I need William to make my WilliamEst fangirl heart happy

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@akzieff so it looks like whomever took your account and changed their handle? Because they DM’d me last week as you/your old handle and now it shows up as this

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Current status: porch = tiny urban jungle oasis.

Emotional status: deeply attached to these plants despite knowing full well I now have 10 new opportunities to disappoint Mother Nature.

If keeping all of these alive becomes my summer personality, so be it.

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Chewy really said “Happy Mother’s Day to the woman raising an absolute menace” and sent me a painting of The Cathole!

This is wildly thoughtful customer service from a company that keeps my chonky feline tyrant stocked with fancy diet food. 10/10 emotional manipulation, @Chewy

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The cathole is channeling his inner passenger princess and getting cat hair all over our favorite 5 year olds booster chair.

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@hongwaistchain Aaaah! My flight is delayed and just saw this posted so now I can be entertained!

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Charbroiled oysters and espresso martinis for lunch

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Day 1 in NOLA is a wrap

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First stop in New Orleans

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Adventure time! Heading to New Orleans for a weekend of shenanigans, with my lucky travel charm

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Laying in bed and hearing weird noises and my thinking process is
1. I am about to get murderrred.
2. Something is definitely and terribly wrong with my house and it is going to be expensive.
3. Oh, I forgot that I started this dishwasher. Never mind, everything is fine.

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I made a whole stack of crochet squares and The Cathole immediately filed a formal claim as “his emotional support pile.”

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Indy Jo is mastering selfies at 9 months

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It’s my birthday, which means I’m fully leaning into the important things: a ridiculously pink, fluffy strawberry cake and a glass of something equally pink and sparkling.

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Amazing dinner at Robin tonight

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@jcloveslykn Aaah! Hiding in an office to read this at work RIGHT NOW.