Jack Carter

Living the Australian Dream

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Fantastic day wine tasting our way round the @huntervalleywc

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Fantastic day sailing round Sydney yesterday with mum and @dazlanoire

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@LanaKington glad to hear your ok. Please can you do a The Beatles @SketchShe video please! Love ya

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Bloody school run eh! Do you always have this problem @dwaynewilko? @antzharris10 @Nayker1 @HallinanBen @bencoates4 https://t.co/3D9womB5WN

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HGV Lorry blocking up the whole road after going down a road with width restrictions....school run times....jeeeeeesos !!! Head loss!!

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@LanaKington Hi Lana, it's Jack from Opera Bar. Just checking how you are after your little episode on Sunday? Hope ya feel better!

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Few great results so far today. Glad to see @ManUtd back at the top. Off to sleep hoping to wake up to the Chelsea scum being dicked too.

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@Asquith_1 'Puck you sir, with a P!'

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Great result yesterday after a shaky first half. Welcome to Manchester @AnthonyMartial, great goal.

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Look who I met tonight @thomasjlongley, only bloody @ChrisLilley!!

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I feel proud to announce that I'll continue with you and @manutd. Thanks for your unconditional support!

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@galifianakisz Any chance you could do some more of those Between Two Ferns videos please? I like'em

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@marklewisohn Mark when are the next instalments of Tune In The Beatles All The Years going to be released? I'm an avid fan

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@tommy_garratt bloody'ell 'One Direction on ketamine'

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@MccollNicholson 'they do what they want, they do what they waaaaaa-nt'
Hope we pull something out the bag ayy

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@MccollNicholson Benzema?

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@MccollNicholson I agree, but who will be taking his place?

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@MccollNicholson better from Pedro

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@MccollNicholson sick joke?

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@marklewisohn ... It's great to see someone who shares such a interest in @thebeatles
Are the next 2 volumes out?

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@marklewisohn Just finished 'TITBATY' (sounds like a phrase John would make up) It's taken me 2 years to read it and I loved every page..